Today only, I will give you this pistol for the low low price of only $19.99. That's right, $19.99! But if you act right now, I will throw in a second pistol for free! And for the next twenty callers, I will also include a free Sham-Wow. So you get this all, 2 pistols, the Sham-Wow and I'll pay the shipping. Call now, operators are standing by...
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