You and a Man Eating Tiger - What Rifle?

[Slimbo]

Id grab a heym side by side 600Nitro Express......muahahah

 

[oldbadger]

A lunch box full of gopher guts.
I'd throw it in front of the cat, and when it started to eat the contents, I'd maul it with me teeth and claws.

Us Badgers will fight anything for a tasty lunch

 

[PeakXV]

Well if your marksmanship is not up to snuff and/or your nerves are a little jingle-jangled then you might try showing up in a Red Coat,
blue trousers, purple shoes ... and a green umbrella instead of a gun.

 

[Win/64]

Thompson sub-machine gun. I would like to have the option of more than 2 shots.

 

[PeakXV]

Well if your marksmanship is not up to snuff and/or your nerves are a little jingle-jangled then you might try showing up in a Red Coat,
blue trousers, purple shoes ... and a green umbrella instead of a gun.

... with full credit to Helen Bannerman & Little Black Sambo of course.

http://www.ishipress.com/sambo.htm

 

[PeakXV]

Thompson sub-machine gun. I would like to have the option of more than 2 shots.

Option Denied! And please don't make JC do another sommersault in his grave with those requests - there's hardly enough room to lay down where he is!

 

[MRCLARK]

I'd use nunchucks

 

[billd_697]

look at the avatar..... i'd be ready

 

[prosper]

A 4-bore SxS. Like a great big supersonic-lead-golfball launcher

 

[Gibbs505]

Back from the dead, I love it!!

 

[303carbine]

Is this going to develop into a Wendy Defence thread????

 

[Mr.4x4]

I would want something in .45 caliber for sure.

I hope your kidding

Id go for the Carl-Gustaf M3. Here kity kitty

In the real world and not my weird mind probably a 12 ga. with slugs

 

[rdelliott]

.22 single shot couey and a swiss army knife, shoot it and skin it

Heck, why bother? Why not just club it to death with your testicles and eat the thing raw?

 

[rdelliott]

Big bag of Catnip.

Great; I suppose a stoned, hallucinating hungry tiger trying to eat you is something of an improvement over a hungry tiger trying to eat you...

 

[DLC]

12 gage from hell
There is a thread about it on here somewhere

 

[PeakXV]

Double-barrel poison blow dart gun and a pair of super-fast running shoes (wing and a prayer on the wind conditions at the time of charge too)!

 

[buklwinner]

Double-barrel poison blow dart gun and a pair of super-fast running shoes (wing and a prayer on the wind conditions at the time of charge too)!

And a one legged hunting partner.

 

[PeakXV]

And a one legged hunting partner.

 

[kombi1976]

I'm still tossing up but I saw a .67" cal ML smoothbore percussion rifle today that'd give a tiger a real bad day!

 

[JohnC]

12 ga SxS 000 buck to slow him down, then slug