You'll freeze to death before you reach the second marker!

I usually have a snow clearing service but my wife decided she wanted to save some money this year and not renew. "The exercise will be good for us", she says. I made it clear I wasn't going to lift a finger this season to clear snow, and I watched her shoveling through our Nest camera from the comfort of the bed.

Then she came in the house about halfway through, super pissed at *me* because it's all somehow my fault and *I* got stuck shoveling the rest of it.
 
I think this all might be my fault. I broke down this year and decided to buy a snow blower "just in case we get more snow than usual", sorry guys. :redface:
 
BUMBLE SPECIMOODA said:
Why ban it?
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Because assault water has been used for countless acts of terrorism. Ban immediately or get emergency acted.

"The only people who needs access to dihydrogen monoxide are those who use it in cannons to pacify the masses, for the state."

"If you want access to dihydrogen monoxide, join the liberal party."
 
It is an industrial byproduct. Excessive levels have been shown to cause intoxication. Ingesting it into the lungs can cause death.
 
"The exercise will be good for US" suggests that she viewed it as a team sport.

And I also suspect the money she was looking to save wasn't going to be spent exclusively on her.

Are you new at this "wife" thing?

mikeyb said:
I usually have a snow clearing service but my wife decided she wanted to save some money this year and not renew. "The exercise will be good for us", she says. I made it clear I wasn't going to lift a finger this season to clear snow, and I watched her shoveling through our Nest camera from the comfort of the bed.

Then she came in the house about halfway through, super pissed at *me* because it's all somehow my fault and *I* got stuck shoveling the rest of it.
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It is a byproduct of combustion that is so pervasive that it can even be found everywhere from the bottom of the ocean and can be found in outer space.

Auggie Doggie said:
It's found in large quantities in every polluted body of water in the world.

Auggie D.
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