- Location
- Prince Albert, Saskatchewan
PLEASE HELP US.
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NEWSFLASH. PRINCE ALBERT, SASKATCHEWAN, CANADA
We at world zombie news have received an urgent plea for help from the citizens of Prince Albert, Sk. for assistance to stop a recent zombie outbreak.
With the seasonal close of the local golf cources the zombies are unable to feed and are migrating into more populated areas. Teams of dedicated zombie control officers have been working to heard the zombies away from habitation and are trying to contain them at the Prince Albert Sk. West Range. The location is latitude 53-14-36.51N longitude 105-58-52.76W
14km west of Prince Albert on hwy 55, right side of the highway, watch for a white ram on a pole at the range road turnoff, follow range road for 2 km through both gates and turn left, follow the road to the end to get to the range.
The control officers are requesting "any and all" assistance to eradicate this menace.
"We should have them arriving on the holding area at 10am on Saturday Oct.22. There must be about 100 of them to shoot at already " states the zombie control co-ordinator known on gunnuts only as kf123 (PM him here for more info.)
"We need all the help we can get no matter if you don't have any guns , ammo or experence, we have everything needed available at the range. Hell I'll even supply lunch for all the shooters" stated a concerned citizen.
If you want to bring your own you will need appx. 25rds hg/ 5rds sg/ 10rds carbine PER ROUND times (?) rounds depending on how many shooters we have.
Hope you can help us wipe out this scourge before they can spread the infection.
Hang on, there is someone at the door...........ARGHHHHHHHH
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"Quote"
NEWSFLASH. PRINCE ALBERT, SASKATCHEWAN, CANADA
We at world zombie news have received an urgent plea for help from the citizens of Prince Albert, Sk. for assistance to stop a recent zombie outbreak.
With the seasonal close of the local golf cources the zombies are unable to feed and are migrating into more populated areas. Teams of dedicated zombie control officers have been working to heard the zombies away from habitation and are trying to contain them at the Prince Albert Sk. West Range. The location is latitude 53-14-36.51N longitude 105-58-52.76W
14km west of Prince Albert on hwy 55, right side of the highway, watch for a white ram on a pole at the range road turnoff, follow range road for 2 km through both gates and turn left, follow the road to the end to get to the range.
The control officers are requesting "any and all" assistance to eradicate this menace.
"We should have them arriving on the holding area at 10am on Saturday Oct.22. There must be about 100 of them to shoot at already " states the zombie control co-ordinator known on gunnuts only as kf123 (PM him here for more info.)
"We need all the help we can get no matter if you don't have any guns , ammo or experence, we have everything needed available at the range. Hell I'll even supply lunch for all the shooters" stated a concerned citizen.
If you want to bring your own you will need appx. 25rds hg/ 5rds sg/ 10rds carbine PER ROUND times (?) rounds depending on how many shooters we have.
Hope you can help us wipe out this scourge before they can spread the infection.
Hang on, there is someone at the door...........ARGHHHHHHHH
END......END......END......END.....END REPORT......END.....END......END.......
