Show us your Bigfoot mounts!

AHA! I was wondering where the fun folks were tonight. In the General firearms discussion forum it is really slow or really baffling tonight and
you fine folk are having a good time here where no one comes looking.:wave:
 
Hey Rob,
How about a recipe that doesn't involve red wine if you got one. I'm at a bit of a loss as I've never chowed down on a biped and I would be tempted to use red wine at the risk of sounding like a yuppie.
 
FLHTCUI said:
What ever you do.
Do Not ask kamlooky for the recipe !!!
Dont ask me how I know.....
BTW, I hear the see-kritt is to use Sheep Turds from the Alpine..day old the best for the sauce to accompany ;)
Just dont step in it ....
Tight Groups,
Rob
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Pffffffffffftt..fft............can ear ya cuss'in frum hear......................Laugh2
 
VanIsleCam said:
Hey Rob,
How about a recipe that doesn't involve red wine if you got one. I'm at a bit of a loss as I've never chowed down on a biped and I would be tempted to use red wine at the risk of sounding like a yuppie.
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Ummm, I prefer the bearded clam myself....
Cant bring myself to harvesting (read crawling around the Alpine looking for Sheep Turds...cause my luck i'd step in them)
Red wine to help remove the ..... ;)
No face palm needed ...just wipe yer chin one or twice and your golden.
Tight ...never mind,
Rob
 
Aaaah the taint - use the wine to get rid of the taint. That's what my ex-mil buddy calls it 'the taint". Can't say I have woken up an not enjoyed the "taint' but that's another story for another time.
 
jjohnwm said:
We believers would probably need to gather in person at least once, just so that we have a chance to size each other up and get to know one another.

If we do, we'll have to set a meeting place at some well-known public location. If the location is some out-of-the-way spot like somebody's house, then we'll never see Kelly there...he apparently can never find anything! :)
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how about North Main Salisbury House? I'll give Kelly GPS directions that will guide him right there.
 
Cleftwynd said:
For hunting Bigfoot I would recommend FLIR goggles along with an AR style 308 loaded with Barnes TSX. I hear they are very sneaky so I would want a large capacity magazine for follow up shots on angry samsquantch's looking for revenge of their fallen comrade. Imagine sneaky and elusive Grizzlies that walk on their hind legs, bent on taking you out once you bag one.

As as for a call, you should try bringing along a yuppie, or Liberal and just taze him/her once in a while to make him/her holler. It might lure in a Bigfoot looking for a non-willing mate. You could then film the interaction before and during the kill shot.

Check around for a good taxidermist that has worked on these before, I hear repairing a Bigfoot cape is hard and even more so if it isn't skinned properly in the facial areas.


I myself wouldn't bother with the meat, it supposedly tastes a lot like a cross between mutton and rancid beaver. Just render down the fat and use it for hair cream.
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there are none, I spoke to Danny at Cuss Creek Taxidermy (Willowbrook SK). He says no one has ever done a sasksquawch. He's done everything else at one time or another, but not one of them. He said he got a call from some mountain man quite a while back and was in the process of making arrangements to receive one from the dude, but there was a scream and the line went dead and he never did heard anything back after that! One can assume what one wants, I'm thinking it was a female that the mountain man had, and, well, you know........but I don't think we'll ever really know for sure what happened.
 
the spank said:
Some guys will mount anything as evidenced on any Friday night at the bar in oil patch country!!
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well you're a fool if you don't! When I got the boot from school and entered the work force at age 16, my first Foreman said to me: "kid, never turn a pc, if it's no good, you don't have to go back for more"! I took his advise! But, I never did come across a "no good" one, though!
 
two-dogs said:
how about North Main Salisbury House? I'll give Kelly GPS directions that will guide him right there.
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Perfect location, with the ideal lack of snootiness for such a genteel group.

We'll need to wait until June, as the parking lot is wet and slippery now...I don't think Kelly could safely make his way across it in these conditions. :)
 
jjohnwm said:
Perfect location, with the ideal lack of snootiness for such a genteel group.

We'll need to wait until June, as the parking lot is wet and slippery now...I don't think Kelly could safely make his way across it in these conditions. :)
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Could be more delays. They're calling for freezing rain overnight. Kelly and the Samsquatches will both be holed up a while!
 
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