Saskatchewan hunting is garbage.
Alberta and BC are better.
Yup. Move along, not worth stopping at all. But it did remind me of this story....
The Pope was taking a tour of Canada in his Pope-mobile and was passing through Saskatchewan, trying to appease everyone with a gripe against the Church. He was feeling a little overwhelmed with all the whining, when he heard a frantic commotion in a pine bluff at the side of the highway. As he got closer he found a long haired man in Patagonia shorts, sandals and an old “Vote Bob Rae” T-shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about trying to free himself from the grasp of a 450 pound black bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a farmer that was combining in the next field with his John Deere (which proudly sported a “Western Separation” bumper sticker) and his farm hand in a grain truck raced over and shot the bear dead.
A third man in his Dodge pickup drove over and jumped out wearing a “Make Trudeau a Drama Teacher Again!” shirt. He gently pulled the injured man out from under the bear and placed him in the front of the pickup. The farmer and the grain truck driver, who could now be seen wearing a “You Get my Guns Barrel First, and Over my Dead Body!!” hat and “We Don’t Want your Lefty Handouts!!” shirt, pulled the bear into the back of the truck.
The Pope was so impressed by this! He had heard that Westerners didn’t take well to socialists, and was surprised that they got together to save such an obvious hippy. “I had heard there was great animosity in the West dating back to the National Energy Program and the Trudeau Salute, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true, and that Canada is a truly blessed place to live!!” With that the Pope drove off in his Pope-mobile, eager to tell the story.
As he pulled away, the farm hand asked, “Who was that guy?”. “That was the Pope” the Dodge driver replied. “It’s reported he has wisdom and insight blessed by the Lord himself.”
“Well,” the farmer said, “he may have been blessed for his wisdom, but he don’t know crap about bear hunting in Saskatchewan!”
“By the way, is the bait still alive or do we have to go back to Ontario and get another one??”