Guarantee they would be smarter than trudope... or any liberal for that matter.
Would you shoot a sasquatch?
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Guarantee they would be smarter than trudope... or any liberal for that matter.
Once they hit 88 mph, the flux capacitor kicks in
Technically yes, although it doesn't really count because my buddy shot it the year before so we knew where it was. I have found other things like half a deer jaw, chunks of leg bones, etc though. Also found a fresh deer carcass just off an FSR one time. It wasn't there on the way up 6 or 8 hours earlier, we figured a cougar or something got it...
My buddy found a bear skeleton and hide one time too, although that was more than likely dumped by a hunter judging by its proximity to the road.
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Yep, last one I found was a nearly complete Grizz 2017, found while Grizzly hunting. The largest Grizzly skull on record is a dead pickup find as well.
What were the circumstances? Near a camp? Shot from a boat? Someone did 2 of the 3 S's? Did it succumb to natural causes is my question?
I found the remains of a bear once, it was near both a road and a garbage dump, so likely either hit by a car or shot at the dump.
Compare that with likely the remains of hundreds of deer that I have found.
My point being, that bears are common (yes, even grizzlies) but skeletal remains are rare and are often the result of human action.
A Samsquanch?
Umm, wouldn't fire at it.
You never know, it might have something to fire back at you if you miss, or throw, etc.
Even if I wanted to fire at it, I'd be hearing Bubbles in my head saying "samsquanch" and laugh, thus missing it completely.
Umm, wouldn't fire at it.
You never know, it might have something to fire back at you if you miss, or throw, etc.
Even if I wanted to fire at it, I'd be hearing Bubbles in my head saying "samsquanch" and laugh, thus missing it completely.
They are known to throw rocks
CTVNews.ca Staff
Published Tuesday, August 28, 2012 7:44AM EDT
Last Updated Tuesday, August 28, 2012 10:25PM EDT
What started as an apparent attempt to prank drivers into thinking they'd seen a sasquatch ended in tragedy Sunday night, when a man dressed in a camouflage suit was struck and killed by two cars on a stretch of Montana highway.
The Montana Highway Patrol says Randy Lee Tenley was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 when he was struck by a vehicle. Then, as he lay in the road, the 44-year-old Kalispell, Mont. man was hit by a second car.
Tenley was pronounced dead at the scene.
He was wearing an off-the-shelf "Ghillie suit" at the time, a type of full-body camouflage military uniform designed to make the wearer blend into foliage.
"He was trying to make people think he was sasquatch so people would call in a sasquatch sighting," Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider told the northwest Montana newspaper Daily Inter Lake, explaining that his motives were determined through interviews with friends.
"You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."
Published Tuesday, August 28, 2012 7:44AM EDT
Last Updated Tuesday, August 28, 2012 10:25PM EDT
What started as an apparent attempt to prank drivers into thinking they'd seen a sasquatch ended in tragedy Sunday night, when a man dressed in a camouflage suit was struck and killed by two cars on a stretch of Montana highway.
The Montana Highway Patrol says Randy Lee Tenley was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 when he was struck by a vehicle. Then, as he lay in the road, the 44-year-old Kalispell, Mont. man was hit by a second car.
Tenley was pronounced dead at the scene.
He was wearing an off-the-shelf "Ghillie suit" at the time, a type of full-body camouflage military uniform designed to make the wearer blend into foliage.
"He was trying to make people think he was sasquatch so people would call in a sasquatch sighting," Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider told the northwest Montana newspaper Daily Inter Lake, explaining that his motives were determined through interviews with friends.
"You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."
And pinecones. They must not be that smart if they think throwing pine cones is going to do anything... Lol
Yupp. Don't jump into traffic unless you want to become roadkill.
It might be easier just to breed with it, and use the offspring as a race of super warriors to enslave mankind. I'll contact the Chinese guy who genetically engineered babies and crowdsource the takeover. If you contribute at the $1,000 level you are allowed to survive. A compelling marketing strategy.
