Got my first moose with paws old gun.
Fruck'in bawrill lifted with each heart beat.
No chit.
Then I'eard me old paw whisper in me ear, left one as it's bestistted, swing, aim pretend.
Swing slowly aim pretend..
Swing more slowly, aim ……………...pull...………...bang flawp.
It wuzz awwwsum.
Had a wet arse too.
Nutt'in tuh lean awn, so plumked me arse down and yewsed me neezs.
I did looky up and say, "thanks paw".
Yuz can't fergit tuh thank'im