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Balfour declaration

November 2nd, 1917

Dear Lord Rothschild,

I have much pleasure in conveying to you, on behalf of His Majesty's Government, the following declaration of sympathy with Jewish Zionist aspirations which has been submitted to, and approved by, the Cabinet.

"His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavors to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine, or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country."

I should be grateful if you would bring this declaration to the knowledge of the Zionist Federation.

Yours sincerely,

Arthur James Balfour

Who owns all the central banks worldwide?

Hint, one family.

Who own all the main stream media?

6 corporations, and who owns those corporations?

Checkmate.
 
Pumpjack said:
Facts matter. Not a conspiracy.

Balfour declaration

November 2nd, 1917

Dear Lord Rothschild,

I have much pleasure in conveying to you, on behalf of His Majesty's Government, the following declaration of sympathy with Jewish Zionist aspirations which has been submitted to, and approved by, the Cabinet.

"His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavors to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine, or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country."

I should be grateful if you would bring this declaration to the knowledge of the Zionist Federation.

Yours sincerely,

Arthur James Balfour

Who owns all the central banks worldwide?

Hint, one family.

Who own all the main stream media?

6 corporations, and who owns those corporations?

Checkmate.
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This guy can history.
Unfortunately in todays political climate one is not permitted to criticize Israel.
 
I think it's really great! I am very surprised that a student could write such a detailed agreement. I also study at the law school and to be honest, I don't think any of the students in my group could write such an agreement. I like that this agreement is written briefly and in detail using legal terminology. By the way, what do you think about a prenuptial agreement? It seems to me that this is a very useful agreement that can insure you in unforeseen situations. I am surprised when my friends say that they do not want to sign into a prenuptial agreement with their partners. It seems to me that romantic gestures and words about eternal love should take a back seat in such situations.
 
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So good, minus bowing to royal blood. If god cared about us there would be no queen or house Windsor. The original slave owners. Also we are in this predicament now because of the "commonwealth" we should have cut those chains 100 years ago.
 
pewpew69 said:
casual islamophobia is welcome here? disgusting,
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Exactly! Some, if not many, on this forum assume all Muslims think alike and support the Left.

Muslims are conservative by nature, but when the "Right" keeps attacking them, is there any wonder they have run to the Left?
 
IRUNGUNS said:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT......prepared by an anonymous law student
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT That I can hardly believe it was designed by a young law student.
Whatever, or whenever he runs for some spot... in politics, I’ll vote for him.
The person who wrote this is a college (law) student.
Perhaps there is hope for them after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear Canadian liberals, leftists, B.C. social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Castro supporters, et al:

We have stuck together for 150 years for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of Canada cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

HERE IS OUR SEPARATION AGREEMENT:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion.

We will settle for less landmass if we get the right portion, which must include Alberta & Saskatchewan.

That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy given the favouritism divide.

Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You can also keep the Carbon Tax.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges, CUPE and UNIFOR.

--Since you hate guns, and war we'll take our firearms, the police, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

--You can keep Butts, Barbie, Shannon & Suzuki. You are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all four of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, the farmers, Wal-Mart and the TSE.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food vouchers, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the greedy CEO's and rednecks.

--You can have the peaceniks, the pipeline protesters, and anti-everything economically beneficial crowd.

-- When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian value.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, peoplekind, political correctness and Mr. Dress Up.

--You can also have our share of the U.N. We will no longer be paying any part of that bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Tesla and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone free and regulated everything healthcare…. if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "God Save the Queen" and "The Old National Anthem words."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine" or "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", with "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our language, the war memorials and the Queen’s picture.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and socialists. And if you do not agree, just hit delete.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely, Anonymous Law Student

P.S. Also, please only invite Leonard DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand, and Hanoi Jane Fonda to your portion of landmass.



Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking in .
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Go by the last voting election. You want ,You get politician.
 
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