Not all of us can afford to live in a one-street town. Nor do most of us choose to. Opportunity is why the cities are still growing and the true rural lifestyle (not "cottaging" by the wealthy minority) is on the decline with abandonned prairie towns dotting Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. Firearms are important to me, but they are far from the most important aspect of my life and are certainly not a good enough reason to relocate my family to the sticks. I enjoy visiting the great Canadian hinterland but not necessarily dwelling there. Pity me if you must, I could care less...
You are absolutely right brother, there's nothing but tumbleweeds, roadrunners and coyotes out in the sticks. I can't recall a day when a 10,000 pound boulder on a gigantic rubber band didn't slam into my yard somewhere.
I regret SO MUCH leaving the safety, security and loving embrace of the city last year. Oh IF ONLY I could move back!
Can you believe there isn't ONE gender studies major out here? These peasants still believe there's only TWO genders!
I mean they don't even have guard rails on
all the roads, what if I'm on my phone texting and not paying attention? I could be killed!
I asked for double pumpkin spice in my latte at some corn-cob cafe yesterday....can you believe they don't even HAVE LATTE?
OUTRAGEOUS!
There's a fella in my neighbourhood that not only has chickens, but thinks he can eggs to people by just leaving a sign by the road! WHERE ARE THE INSPECTORS TO SHUT HIM DOWN!?!?!
I even saw....now get this...I saw a truck with not one but TWO Canadian flags on it. Of course I waited until that dirty hillabilly pulled in somewhere, and I snatched them. How DARE he express his patriotism. White supremacists like him should learn a lesson. We sure wouldn't put up with that sort of thing in the city. I seriously wanted to find a war horse and just trample him! Disgusting racist!!!
Someone up the valley was shooting yesterday, and I don't mean with a dangerous BB gun, they were blasting away with
real bullets, and :gasp: I believe I heard tannerite!! Get this, when I called the sheriff, he said "what do you want me to do, search the mountains?". Well I assure you, I immediately asked to speak to his supervisor, and get this he
WAS the supervisor! It was a MAN! I mean, what century do we live in where a MAN can just make decisions and keep me from escalating my outrage! His toxic masculinity really triggered me and I fled to the safe space I made for myself in the basement next to the cocktail olives.
I tell you, as a frightened sheep-like person, I very much miss the security of the herd. I mean when the next for real pandemic comes along, just how far will they have to drive out in order to collect me and put me in a containment facility for my protection? I mean, they might well just miss me altogether, and I'll for sure die of the variants. It's like public safety doesn't supersede personal freedoms out here.
Oh and for the love of god, there are BEARS out here! They aren't tagged or kept in pens or anything, and they think they can just wander up and eat your garbage! don't they know that trespassing is against the law? who trains these things? It's like frikkin anarchy out here.
Oh, and GET THIS...people think they actually OWN their property. I was letting my labadoodle relieve himself on the yard of the farmer down the road, and he came after me with a shotgun. A real to life shotgun!!! Oh I almost piddled myself. I scooped up my fur baby, and hightailed it out of there. Obviously he's some sort of nazi!!!
:sigh: if
only I had forseen just how much I would regret moving out of the wonderful, wonderful city. If only I could wake up and find my car broken into and used needles under my porch again.
Ah well, just know that YOU are making the right choice. No wonder everyplace is a ghost town and only the cities are growing.