I ate a live beaver once.... oh nevermind.
A Moose with a wiper blade !!!!
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I ate a live beaver once.... oh nevermind.
Bunny got clipped by a car and was stumbling around and doing the "bunny scream". Geez I hate that noise. Hit it repeatedly over the head with some scrap wood that was in the gutter. Took it home, skinned it in the backyard in front of the room mates and ate it for dinner.
Now tell us about this moose and wiper blade story!
Now tell us about this moose and wiper blade story!
- Location
- marmora ontario
Hit a grouse with the roof rack of our old plymouth wagon.Looked in rear view and it was on shoulder.Did I say we were stuck in Homeward bound traffic from a long weekend? Well I pulled over did the stand on the wings bit in front of all these city types going to T.O. The looks on their faces was priceless, AND we had it for supper that night!! Jitc
- Location
- Ottawa, Ontario
I killed 3 grouse on a quad because I ended up coming between a cub and one big ticked off mother bear when I came off a trail. I stopped to wait for the rest of the guys and realized there was a cub. Then I heard mom and got the heck out of there and ran over a group of grouse.
It made a great story for the city kid I was giving a first quad ride to lol
It made a great story for the city kid I was giving a first quad ride to lol
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- Location
- Burlington, Ontario
cottontail with boot
Got a ground hog with a canoe paddle, rat with a pitch fork, Cat with rabies after I missed (damn single shots) with the stock of an old 22. Chickens with a broom(old Portugese lady taught me that one 
). The best I've got though is one night coming home I watched the car in front of me smoke a deer, I could see the deer flailing in the ditch and pulled over behind the car that hit it. I put my hunting knife in my mouth as I got out of the car and headed out to "do the right thing". I failed to realize that an opp officer had pulled up behind me. Should have seen the look on his face as I walked back from doing the deed.
). The best I've got though is one night coming home I watched the car in front of me smoke a deer, I could see the deer flailing in the ditch and pulled over behind the car that hit it. I put my hunting knife in my mouth as I got out of the car and headed out to "do the right thing". I failed to realize that an opp officer had pulled up behind me. Should have seen the look on his face as I walked back from doing the deed.Caribou with the back of an axe.
It's not a story I repeat sober.
Well have a beer or two then....
I killed an attacking partridge with a hoe...
It was by far, one of the funniest things I've ever seen...
Here's the story.
Deer season, a few of us are up at the camp. (or just before deer season ouch my memory hurts) But long story short, we still had the outdorr outhouse that was also the generator shed.
My dad goes in, and has a crap... no issues. My buddy goes in not 15 minutes later and sits down and does his business... no issues. Until he tried to start the generator... First pull... Nothing... Second pull The generator starts up just a my buddy comes running down the gangplank from the outhouse screaming at the top of his lungs "GET the Guaaaaaannnnnn"!!!!!
(It was a bloodcurdling scream from a guy who is 6 foot tall, and about 250lbs.)
The whole time trying to swat off this partridge that is perched on the back of his neck, and giving his ears a wingbeating... (i swear to god this is true)
The bird flys BACK into the outhouse/Generator shed while my buddy is nearly in tears. Had that been my dad, I think I would have been attending a funeral.
So after explaining to my frantic friend that a 12 guage isnt the best option in a 6X10 shed. we went in with a flashlight, and a hoe.
Long story short, my buddy got his revenge pulling the bird who allmost killed him apart. They're real easy to kill with a hoe. press em against something so they cant expand they're breasts to breath. No pain, and no holes in the shed from 7.5's
It was by far, one of the funniest things I've ever seen...
Here's the story.
Deer season, a few of us are up at the camp. (or just before deer season ouch my memory hurts) But long story short, we still had the outdorr outhouse that was also the generator shed.
My dad goes in, and has a crap... no issues. My buddy goes in not 15 minutes later and sits down and does his business... no issues. Until he tried to start the generator... First pull... Nothing... Second pull The generator starts up just a my buddy comes running down the gangplank from the outhouse screaming at the top of his lungs "GET the Guaaaaaannnnnn"!!!!!
(It was a bloodcurdling scream from a guy who is 6 foot tall, and about 250lbs.)
The whole time trying to swat off this partridge that is perched on the back of his neck, and giving his ears a wingbeating... (i swear to god this is true)
The bird flys BACK into the outhouse/Generator shed while my buddy is nearly in tears. Had that been my dad, I think I would have been attending a funeral.
So after explaining to my frantic friend that a 12 guage isnt the best option in a 6X10 shed. we went in with a flashlight, and a hoe.
Long story short, my buddy got his revenge pulling the bird who allmost killed him apart. They're real easy to kill with a hoe. press em against something so they cant expand they're breasts to breath. No pain, and no holes in the shed from 7.5's
My ex wife's father once took down a Moose with an Axe, it was the late 40's and he was timber cruising in some remote Eastern Province with a bunch of other guys. They got low on supplies so they needed the meat quite bad as they were in starvation mode.
My first Grouse dinner was hunted by accident with a pick-up truck (not by me), it got hit by the truck in front of us while cruising a logging road it flew over the top, and landed on the hood of our truck dead as a door nail with not a mark on it. The driver in the truck in front of us was a fellow hunter and gave it to me as a gift after offering a recipe idea, and telling me how to prepare/dress it...man that was a tasty bird.
My first Grouse dinner was hunted by accident with a pick-up truck (not by me), it got hit by the truck in front of us while cruising a logging road it flew over the top, and landed on the hood of our truck dead as a door nail with not a mark on it. The driver in the truck in front of us was a fellow hunter and gave it to me as a gift after offering a recipe idea, and telling me how to prepare/dress it...man that was a tasty bird.
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killed a moose with a pickeroon once.I'djust hit it with a semi and i'd gotten out to check the truck for damage and the moose was laying just behind the truck only it was in the other lane. If anyone was too come along it likely would have hit it. the moose was laying there trying to get up, but couldn't. I looked in the truck for an ax, but couldn't find it, but found the pickeroon instead. I had to hit the moose bout half a dozen times to finish it off. Then as I was attempting to drag it off the road, a greyhound bus pulled up behind me and stopped. the driver and I then dragged it off the road.
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- interior b.c.
Killed a bat with a canoe paddle once.
I hit a cow on a moonless night with my truck doing 110 up a hill and around a corner after it bounced off my truck, and it was not quite dead in the ditch I then got out and shot it with my 22-250 to finish it off. The farmer paid my deductible. PS Yes that is really cow sh*t on the side of my truck.
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