I can't believe I read the whole thing!
The only one who did any sort of responsible investigation was Gatehouse. Just imagine how little penetration there would have been if the plastic bag had been replaced by a deer hide.
I'm all for experimenting but this is just ridiculous and reprehensible.
Bwaaa haaa haaa this is so freaking hilarious your still choked and trying to cover up that I got you a supposed professional that needs a guide to venture into the outdoors better than anyone else in this entire thread and on April Fools Day at that it just couldn't get any better...
You must be so
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