Duck Hunting EPIC FAIL!

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Yes, it's me again with another of my hunting stories....


So today I decide to go duck hunting for the first time. I've got an old canoe that I've redone and painted, making a nice little duck rig. Also have jon boat. Well, while out touring the logging roads the last week or so, I've noticed quite a few of the swamps/bogs/ponds have been holding lots of ducks!

So my wife tells me she would like to come with me... Perfect I say! She can sit in the back and paddle the canoe! So off we go.

We get out to a nice big pond/swamp/stinky brown body of water, and get everything ready. I have my duck calls around my neck, some water and paddles, and life jackets. I cut a big piece of 550 cord, and tie it to the front seat...

"what's that for" my wife asks me....

Well, you're sharp as a tack husband will be tying his shotgun to the canoe! So if worse comes to worse and we get wet, I won't be having to rent some SCUBA gear to get my gun back!

Ah, she looks at me with marvel and wonder!

So, she gets in the canoe, and as I push us off and step in..... Woah! Easy now! Tipsy Turvy! Woahhh!

Splash.... Over we go.


Swamp water is pretty damned cold at 9am.


Do I feel like an idiot? I think... Yes!

So I try to stand, and realize I'm in chest deep water. I grab my wife, and pull her to me, and we both drag our smelly swampy selfs out from the muck..... I take hold of the canoe, and start trying to drag it up onto the shore.... Ah ha! I say! Everything's managed to stay in!.... Oh wait a tick..... Nope... My gun's gone. Lucky me.... I forgot to tie it off to the leash that I so smartly made... I'll never live this down!

Well, I suck it up and hop back in, and for the next half hour fumble around in muddy rocky swampy grossness, but thank *$#@ I found it back in the chest deep water. I felt the barrel under my foot... Up to this point I'd managed to keep my head above the grossness of the water... Well, I hand my hat off to my wife, and plunge down. Ah ha! Great Success!


Anyways lads... I felt like a damned fool.... Just wanted to share my stupidity.

I lost one full box of steel shot, so I count myself lucky, as I was almost out a gun too!

Lessons learned!
1) Tie off your gun BEFORE getting onto the water...
2) Um, and don't be dumb like me!
 
Yes, it's me again with another of my hunting stories....


So today I decide to go duck hunting for the first time. I've got an old canoe that I've redone and painted, making a nice little duck rig. Also have jon boat. Well, while out touring the logging roads the last week or so, I've noticed quite a few of the swamps/bogs/ponds have been holding lots of ducks!

So my wife tells me she would like to come with me... Perfect I say! She can sit in the back and paddle the canoe! So off we go.

We get out to a nice big pond/swamp/stinky brown body of water, and get everything ready. I have my duck calls around my neck, some water and paddles, and life jackets. I cut a big piece of 550 cord, and tie it to the front seat...

"what's that for" my wife asks me....

Well, you're sharp as a tack husband will be tying his shotgun to the canoe! So if worse comes to worse and we get wet, I won't be having to rent some SCUBA gear to get my gun back!

Ah, she looks at me with marvel and wonder!

So, she gets in the canoe, and as I push us off and step in..... Woah! Easy now! Tipsy Turvy! Woahhh!

Splash.... Over we go.


Swamp water is pretty damned cold at 9am.


Do I feel like an idiot? I think... Yes!

So I try to stand, and realize I'm in chest deep water. I grab my wife, and pull her to me, and we both drag our smelly swampy selfs out from the muck..... I take hold of the canoe, and start trying to drag it up onto the shore.... Ah ha! I say! Everything's managed to stay in!.... Oh wait a tick..... Nope... My gun's gone. Lucky me.... I forgot to tie it off to the leash that I so smartly made... I'll never live this down!

Well, I suck it up and hop back in, and for the next half hour fumble around in muddy rocky swampy grossness, but thank *$#@ I found it back in the chest deep water. I felt the barrel under my foot... Up to this point I'd managed to keep my head above the grossness of the water... Well, I hand my hat off to my wife, and plunge down. Ah ha! Great Success!


Anyways lads... I felt like a damned fool.... Just wanted to share my stupidity.

I lost one full box of steel shot, so I count myself lucky, as I was almost out a gun too!

Lessons learned!
1) Tie off your gun BEFORE getting onto the water...
2) Um, and don't be dumb like me!

Thanks for the good laugh !!!:D Glad you did find your gun though.
 
LOL... thanks for sharing. I definitely got a laugh out of it. Glad you got (most) your stuff back. So, does your wife want to come hunting again?

About 3 or so years ago, I volunteered to participate in the Wing Comd Challenge in the canoe race/portage. Anyways, out practicing my new partner (who never canoed before) tries to get into the canoe. I was already in (fully clothed) and dumps me. Well the weeds were so bad, I had to marsh dive just to find my running shoes...

I bet there are many more good (read funny to me anyways) stories from members here.
 
My grandfather did something similar with his P&H .308 Norma Magnum rifle except the water was deeper but just as cold and required a few dives to get it back. I now have the rifle myself and hunt with it but not in a canoe :D
 
Rem 870 Express Super Mag Synthetic, 30" barrel. You'd think w/ that it would have been easy to find...

Wife got quite the laugh when I came to the surface, and proudly held my gun high... Picking weeds and whatnot from it..... Then tipped it over and watched the water pour from it.....

For some reason she found this funny.... I guess she has a right to laugh at me seeing as I dunked her into a swamp. :D



At least I'm not the only one! :D
 
At least you two bailed neer the shore and not in the middle of the swamp!


I once sunk a canoe but not by tipping it. Loaded 2 fishing buds, a 3hp & one too many beers, it went down as I tried fighting the current under a bridge... lost a lot of gear that day but we still had a good laugh :D
 
Well, me being a canoe expert...... I have an aluminum canoe that my kids used when they were still at home. Last year, I bought a little battery powered motor for it. Ah great, now I can go out and tour around. I put the little motor on, put the battery in, put the paddle in, life jacket, etc. I put my little el cheapo HP camera in my shirt pocket.........

I stepped in the canoe right at shore and promptly dumped my self and all contents into the lake. Luckily, there was only about a foot of water. At the next dock, there were two teenage girls watching the whole performance.:redface:

Camera is now on the f'ed list, everything else survived.:p
 
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