So IPSC Ont is concerned with loosing Members to IDPA

I was the one greasing up the baby seal for him, I'll let him explain why...
Let me just say it is not easy to insert an entire baby seal...well as I said, I'll let Earl explain how he uses them...
 
They don't squirm as much when you stuff them (which can be good or bad dependent on your level of experience and kinkiness!)!

I learned that from Pat!

Pat, I'm sorry that I hurt you! I thought we had discussed that you attend hot yoga and work on your stretching... as well as stretching your ummm....envelope (if you know what I mean). I'm also going to suggest that you commence by sitting on a 20 lbs greased and thawed Butterball free-range turkey with the feet still attached (this assists in facilitating removal!). Baste to desired.... fit?

Next week on Discovery ### Ed Channel (Rogers channel 243): How to Massage your Manatee!
 
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So IPSC Ont is concerned with loosing Members to IDPA

I think I figured it out. The posters below must be IPSC shooters which in turn must have frightened the prospective new IPSC members, and some older members, over to the IDPA side. :p cou:


tritium said:
Ok look, I only had to do that once!

And that was because my car keys fell into Pat's gaping... well, you get the picture!:eek:

So there I am in a pair of yellow rubber boots with a green stripe around the top, a neon green Speedo, a Tilley hat and a headlamp while Pat's wife is holding me by the ankles over Pat's gaping... well you get the picture!:mad: It gives new meaning to spelunking!

Good thing was that we found my keys but I dropped one of my cz mags in there... Pat, did you find it? :D
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PH Racing said:
Yeah, I farted and shot a cat, that's two down....
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PH Racing said:
That's not what you indicated last night when you were wearing the chicken suit....but it might have been what you were trying to say, perhaps the ball gag made it difficult...btw the safe word is not mmmphhm mmhphp
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PH Racing said:
I was the one greasing up the baby seal for him, I'll let him explain why...
Let me just say it is not easy to insert an entire baby seal...well as I said, I'll let Earl explain how he uses them...
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tritium said:
They don't squirm as much when you stuff them (which can be good or bad dependent on your level of experience and kinkiness!)!

I learned that from Pat!

Pat, I'm sorry that I hurt you! I thought we had discussed that you attend hot yoga and work on your stretching... as well as stretching your ummm....envelope (if you know what I mean). I'm also going to suggest that you commence by sitting on a 20 lbs greased and thawed Butterball free-range turkey with the feet still attached (this assists in facilitating removal!). Baste to desired.... fit?

Next week on Discovery ### Ed Channel (Rogers channel 243): How to Massage your Manatee!
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7.62mm said:
I recommend removing the feathers......otherwise they take weeks to come out......and can be quite embarrassing when you fart.......which we all know, turkey will make you do!
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i shoot both. i like IDPA because it mirrors real life gun fighting. i like IPSC because i can run around like a madman shooting everything in sight. and unfortunately, in canada, i can not set up in the bush and play with my restricteds.
 
cbabes said:
Come by tomorrow! :confused: Your 1 year banishment is over! :confused:

I am going in early to do it "Steve David Style". I am dusting off the shower curtains to create rooms and staging a shotgun. w:h:
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Are those the same shower curtains that you wrap yourself in while covered in Mazzola?

Just asking!

As for your little dig at IPSC shooters.... ummm I think I've been shooting IDPA longer than you, ya noodle armed nancy-boy!
 
cbabes said:
Come by tomorrow! :confused: Your 1 year banishment is over! :confused:

I am going in early to do it "Steve David Style". I am dusting off the shower curtains to create rooms and staging a shotgun. w:h:
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Yeah and I have banished myself for ever from that place, but break em out buddy, do it old school, nothing like it.
 
tenexx said:
Bollocks, life is too short, do it for the irritation factor if nothing else.
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I love that word, cracks me up every time I see or hear it. Great Irishman I did my apprenticeship under said it all the time and a few other select words in his charming Irish Lilt, made my day, but you are right, life is to short, I am having fun now and I intend to keep it that way.
 
Steve David said:
I love that word, cracks me up every time I see or hear it. Great Irishman I did my apprenticeship under said it all the time and a few other select words in his charming Irish Lilt, made my day, but you are right, life is to short, I am having fun now and I intend to keep it that way.
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Fun is fun but it is sweet when the devil is nipping at your toes:D.

Do it, you know yo want to!
 
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