baikal mp 153 a hunting or home defence gun

Oh my goodness, I read this through watery eyes. To be truthful, I'm not sure if my eyes were watery from the allergies or the headache I recieved while trying to decipher what was written here. I have an idea, if your frightened G-Money is going to kick down your door, I suggest you sell your gun and buy a dog.
 
Poetry written by someone who can't use punctuation or spell.


thanks sherlockbones , u pointed out what u feel to wrong. i am impressed by ur awsome grip over grammer, punctuation and spell. and i really wanna be a student of the AUGUST INSTITUTION where u got ur primary schooling. and perhaps it would be more appropriate to become the student of the same teachers whose relentless strive ended up in the production of a competant hand like u in the field of grammer , punctuation and spell :) :p ;)
 
Oh my goodness, I read this through watery eyes. To be truthful, I'm not sure if my eyes were watery from the allergies or the headache I recieved while trying to decipher what was written here. I have an idea, if your frightened G-Money is going to kick down your door, I suggest you sell your gun and buy a dog.


ha ha ha . i am planning to buy mumbo jumbo book in near future
 
. the reason behind that thought is the element that baikal mp 153 does not feed first shell from the magazine directly, u have to feed the first sheel manually in its wide open mouth and after wards it feeds the shells from magazine,

Did you try
1. #### and close the mp153 bolt with out any shell .and don't pull the trigger.
2. input 1 or 3 shell in the mag tube.
3. put the trigger and release the mp153 hammer down . ( like dry fire )
now the next real round is ready when you put the bolt handle real and release. they will feed first shell from the magazine directly.
 
thanks sherlockbones , u pointed out what u feel to wrong. i am impressed by ur awsome grip over grammer, punctuation and spell. and i really wanna be a student of the AUGUST INSTITUTION where u got ur primary schooling. and perhaps it would be more appropriate to become the student of the same teachers whose relentless strive ended up in the production of a competant hand like u in the field of grammer , punctuation and spell :) :p ;)

I actually spend substantial amounts of my primary school years at 2 for 1 pizza playing street fighters during my many suspensions. I do however strive to not let like little things like capital letters and little dots and lines gets in the way of communicating with others. Perhaps if I attended similar education institute as yourself, I too will have complications in interpreting technical documents like an owner's manual.
 
I actually spend substantial amounts of my primary school years at 2 for 1 pizza playing street fighters during my many suspensions. I do however strive to not let like little things like capital letters and little dots and lines gets in the way of communicating with others. Perhaps if I attended similar education institute as yourself, I too will have complications in interpreting technical documents like an owner's manual.




hmmmmm . i hpoe u didnt recieve a heavy blow on ur head during that street fight game, my dear sweet pie :D
 
Did you try
1. #### and close the mp153 bolt with out any shell .and don't pull the trigger.
2. input 1 or 3 shell in the mag tube.
3. put the trigger and release the mp153 hammer down . ( like dry fire )
now the next real round is ready when you put the bolt handle real and release. they will feed first shell from the magazine directly.




interesting really............ never tried dear .. shall give it a try day after tomorrow and shall let u know
 
I actually spend substantial amounts of my primary school years at 2 for 1 pizza playing street fighters during my many suspensions. I do however strive to not let like little things like capital letters and little dots and lines gets in the way of communicating with others. Perhaps if I attended similar education institute as yourself, I too will have complications in interpreting technical documents like an owner's manual.



oh my goodness. its now that an extra ordinary genius like u has revealed the causes of my faulty english ..... u have done a great favour to me.... now i want to share a problem with u , as i believe only a person of like u, having such a high command over punctuation and spelling field would be in a position to solve it..... this matter has been perplexing me since last 10 years or so........ the question is " what is the correct spelling of " bones ". whether the correct spelling is "bones "
or " bonez "........ many intellicts tend to present silly justifications , but i know , only a person of a high calibre genius like u would give a to the point reply.... hpoe my question would meet the long awaited answer
 
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Did you try
1. #### and close the mp153 bolt with out any shell .and don't pull the trigger.
2. input 1 or 3 shell in the mag tube.
3. put the trigger and release the mp153 hammer down . ( like dry fire )
now the next real round is ready when you put the bolt handle real and release. they will feed first shell from the magazine directly.


i tried but it didnt work my dear. rather this style has a highest probability of accidental discharge if great caution is not applied. wont recommend for any member to follow. the possibility of accidental discharge enhances if the gun is having carbon fouling and is not cleaned properly......... my many baikals include a mp 453 of 2007 , perhaps the production quality of baikal remained at its pinnacle in those years due to its agreement with remington. the US dollars by remington proved to be a fresh blood in the veins of a patient badly in neeed of blood transfusion . plus the quality control of remington nearly caped the ways of a lemon the get slipped through... but when the agreement between baikal and remington broke ( possibily due to baikal's intentions to market its pump actoin in u.s and canadian markt, that would have naturally been proved as a close cpmititor to remington's pump gun , and owing to price and quality of baikal gun was surely going to grab most of the market share from remington ) , the quality of baikal declined till it the matter was intervened by no body else but putin himself, asking baikal to improve its quality and , the baikals quality again upgraded to the level of years it had the agreement with remington in 2010. i use to perform any sort of experience with my mp 453 made in 2007 being the top notch quality
 
i tried but it didnt work my dear. rather this style has a highest probability of accidental discharge if great caution is not applied. wont recommend for any member to follow. the possibility of accidental discharge enhances if the gun is having carbon fouling and is not cleaned properly......... my many baikals include a mp 453 of 2007 , perhaps the production quality of baikal remained at its pinnacle in those years due to its agreement with remington. the US dollars by remington proved to be a fresh blood in the veins of a patient badly in neeed of blood transfusion . plus the quality control of remington nearly caped the ways of a lemon the get slipped through... but when the agreement between baikal and remington broke ( possibily due to baikal's intentions to market its pump actoin in u.s and canadian markt, that would have naturally been proved as a close cpmititor to remington's pump gun , and owing to price and quality of baikal gun was surely going to grab most of the market share from remington ) , the quality of baikal declined till it the matter was intervened by no body else but putin himself, asking baikal to improve its quality and , the baikals quality again upgraded to the level of years it had the agreement with remington in 2010. i use to perform any sort of experience with my mp 453 made in 2007 being the top notch quality

I think you should stop listening to Huey Lewis and the News.
 
You forgot to add I tell you what. Let's try this again:



There, perfection!


oh thanks pharoh for correction, i believe u r the taught of the same institution where one of my good friend got his schooling. like u , he has a superb sense of grammer , punctuation , spellings,suffix, prefix, context etc :);)
 
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet? Or is this thread and the OP so amusing (intentional or not) that this is one time it is ok for us to mock and laugh at a retard?

It made my eyes water and head hurt to read it all but I did make it through the whole thread.....
 
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