You have no idea how tempting that would be in some cases. Chasing families of Raccoons through row house attics is not my idea of fun.
It is my idea of fun!
People always ask me why I am so happy all the time, I always tell them because it's because I love my job. My only fear is getting too old that I have to retire.
This was a large computer room in a factory, 2 companies took a run at these coons before I got the call. Their urine was dropping down on to the mainframes from an attic that was not accessible to people. tens of thousands of dollars of damage and many hours of downtime. Took me 35 minutes to find them, put on my gloves and remove them.
Full grown coons, fished close enough to the hole to grab. That "office space" was constructed over an old window, builder left a 9x9 hole behind the wall that was once a window frame, coons didn't stand a chance. Typically I would call them close enough to grab them, during this contract I had to piss them off until they ran at me in anger.
The ceiling

The removal


