So a magician gets a gig on a cruise ship. During the magicians show the captains parrot keeps screwing things up by shouting, "It's up his sleeve!" or "He hid it in the hat". No matter how smooth the magician is the parrot catches him every time. The magician is thoroughly p!ssed off and lets the parrot know. This goes on for 3 days and finally on the 4th in the middle of the night the ship hits an iceberg and sinks to the bottom. Early next morning in a very thick north Atlantic fog we find the magician in a lifeboat with him on one end of the boat and the parrot on the bow. The only two survivors. For 2 days and nights the two enemies stare at each other without a word. Then finally the parrot says "Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"
So now John. Will you come clean for the gang?