A flaw of the 1911 could be fatal 4 you.

So a 1911 may jam if it is misused. Can it do this?

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My 1911 killed me three times last week. I got better though.

BWAHAHAHA!

This is the second thread of this kind lately that I've noticed. The other one being the guy who tried to put his Tikka up for sale outside the EE. This one is SO much funnier though!
 
I think I'm going to start a petition to change the "Newbie" label to: "Newbie; stupid until proven otherwise". Then after 10 posts, if there are no stupid questions, comments, or trolling, it can be change to "Newbie".
 
Mr. 5shot, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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holy ####, seriously. dude you are banned just for the sheer stupidity and trolling nature of your first and only post.
 
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2 more grains of salt...

Oh well... you could also write many pages if you start by saying "OK, let's take as corollary that the moon is a balloon"...:rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure that this blurb has been issued by a very up-to-the-fact person, trained to the extreme in the art of pistolcraft..
I'm also sure the late Colonel Cooper would have made jello out of his arguments. :evil:

As for me, I consider the idea of using the index finger as a "natural pointing aid" along the pistol frame is another solution in search of a problem. In fact, the index finger can be put to use in many ways in life such as scratching one's derriere or picking a nose. This could add some more fatal flaws to the 1911's design, according to that writer...
PP.:rolleyes:
 
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A search of that name comes up with this...


I was an investigative reporter for High Times magazine for eight years focusing on international drug war issues. I have produced three documentaries on gun culture, Nelson Mandela and a new york artist who grows cotton in his apartment. I have written two screenplays, one comedy, one drama.

WTF! Same guy? High Times!!!!! You know most documentaries on "gun culture" is usually biased. Anyone?
 
Good thing a read this article befor taking may spartan to the range again.

Just the other night I was worrying that I might be shooting targets and ninjas may jump out and attack me. In my panicked state I might forget which finger goes on the trigger and blow myself up...

...Or perhaps I'll get years of enjoyment out of a fine pistol by using it as intended....


... ####ing ninjas scare me...


...Seriously who would be retarded enough to operate a gun like this. Even if the slide stop didn't move theres a good chance the slide is going to give you a scar to remember.
 
Good thing a read this article befor taking may spartan to the range again.

Just the other night I was worrying that I might be shooting targets and ninjas may jump out and attack me. In my panicked state I might forget which finger goes on the trigger and blow myself up...

...Or perhaps I'll get years of enjoyment out of a fine pistol by using it as intended....


... f**king ninjas scare me...


...Seriously who would be retarded enough to operate a gun like this. Even if the slide stop didn't move theres a good chance the slide is going to give you a scar to remember.


Thread stealing but...this makes no sense...if you have a gun, who'd be more dangerous...you with gun or the ninja a big knife?????

Couldn't you just shoot the ninja? Or, was the ninja silently stalking you and catching you off guard...then who would have the advantage???

BTW, it's just another bad article but people seem to love debating it:rolleyes:
 
You underestimate how clever ninjas are.

A while back I found one hiding in a half eaten ham sandwich of mine.

If I had eaten a few more bites I may have been in real trouble.

...Every night before bed I check under the bed for ninjas.
 
WTF?! This thread was supposed to be locked on the second page. A-A-DM-I-I -e-e-a-aN!!!! Where hell are you...must sleeping again...
 
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