A Moose with a wiper blade !!!!

Black bird with a rock - perfect strike!
mouse with a golf club
barn swallow with a badminton racket
rat with a hockey stick
multiple mice under foot
mice with a BB gun, quickly throw the door open on the grainery and while the light stuns them - right between the eyes! I think I was 11
 
Been in on a deer taken with a felling lever and a paring knife after being hit by a truck, a grouse with a shoe and a raccoon with a wrench, ahhhh, good times.
 
when the yamaha kodiak 400 came out i bought one of the first ones,took it on a hunt to perth ontario,hunting was slow in the evening so i decided to head back to the camp whick was a good 10 miles,stupidity in my youth i went back full bore around 80 klicls an hour down a trail there was a dip in the road and some cedars will never forget a doe jumps out so i start to slow down as im looking at the doe i nailed a buck mid jump in the air i flew one way the atv another and the buck another,took me some time to get up and the front of the atv crash bar took most of the hit,looked around and could not see the deer,but my cracked helmet on and went back to camp,i was shaking and guys asked me what happened i told them and showed my helmt full of deer hair,they said we should go back for the deer so a buddy joins me and i show him a the spot,he goes out with the shotgun but in his excitement we left the shells back at camp,i had broken the back legs and we have no knife so he used the but of his shotgun killing the deer, we load up the deer and head back to camp,im too sore to get out of bed for a fe days and buddy cracked his butt{OF THE GUN},sold the atv when i got back and now i walk when i go deer hunting
 
Blendered a Robin in the spokes of my VFR at about 80 mph once...
Found the lower half of him in my chin fairing and the other half of him in bits of blood, bone, and feathers pasted to the rim of my wheel. It was kinda hard to clean off.
 
Killed a turkey with a Size 10 Boot.
Made a long shot on my second bird a couple of seasons back.... prolly about 45-50 yards. I went down grabbed him, tagged him and threw him in the back of the Blazer. Phoned my buddies on the drive home to grind them about tagging out... I got home in about five minutes as I was just around the corner on one of our managed properties. Jumped out of the truck and yelled at the bedroom window to wake up the G/F. I reached in back and grabbed the Gobbler and tossed him on the ground... as soon as that bird hit terra-firma he was on his feet and the fight was on!
His first shot was a two footed nut-slam that dropped my hit points about 50%.... my first swing was a feeble forearm swipe that only grazed a wildly flapping wing. I lined him up for a leg slam as he landed on the ground but the maniacal laughter from the bedroom window distracted me and Tom got past my guard and landed a flurry of kicks and wing blows to my head and shoulders.
I regained my composure long enough to land a front kick on his breast bone that flipped him over backwards and before he could get straight I pounded a size ten Rocky right down on his neck.
That bird went to town like a rotor tiller for about 2 minutes while I stood on his neck... all the while my soon to be Ex-Girl Friend was laughing her ass off in the bedroom window.
My counselor says I may get over it some day....:runaway:
 
To date all my big game has been taken with a Tractor-Trailer!! 1 moose,( longlac, ont.) , 3 whitetails(2 @once in mich. u.p. and 1 fawn here at home ). 1 horse YES I SAID HORSE that left me stranded in butt....! nowhere NWT for 2 weeks waiting for an alternator and 1 husky dog that ran out on the log road we were hauling out of 20 miles from the nearest town, I ran him down on purpose because in the headlights at night running out over a 6 foot high snow bank on a winter logging road I thought it was a wolf so I nailed him only to discover it was a dog!! Have killed too many grouse in the 10 years I ran log truck. Killed a pile of prairie dogs in the 2 years I ran west, my partner and I used to have contests to see who could kill the most by trying to line up the front tires with them crossing the prairies!!:eek:
 
My friends uncle shot a huge white rat with a shotgun!! One of the most ####ing hilarious things I've ever seen.

My friend had to chase to wounded geese and founbd them repeatdly running into a fence.The rest is history.....BOOM!!!
 
multiple groundhogs with a Rav4 and 2 dogs... I would drive around, looking for 'chucks. When I saw one that looked far enough for a hole, I'd say ''chuck'' and the dogs (a shorthair pointer and a border collie) would stare out the window... once I saw they have the chcuckin sight, I twist my arm backwords, open the door and set them loose.
last thing those rodents saw were 2 big white smiles!!!

Aslo killed a deer just by standing there and looking at it. It was cornered in a fence row and kept trying to go through the fence. It broke its onw neck and then I cavemanned it over the head with a rock. not pleasant.
 
I watched a guy at the side of the road kill a deer with a golf club after he clipped it with his car, I think it was a 9 iron, he only took four strokes...thats par
 
Woodchucks: chase on foot (good exercise keeping the chuck away from a hole), kick under chin when they turn to fight, jump with boot heels on back of neck.
: with club, while chasing hit the chuck over the head between the eyes. Gives a new definition to bug-eyed. Trick is to sneak up close enough that the chuck can't get up to speed before you can whack it. Alternative measure to above when you aren't wearing work boots.
 
I was driving a full size camperized van. I seen some white rabbits on the road, I slowed to a stop. There was a whole family of them. Some crossed the road, the others stayed in the headlights. I didnt have all night. So I tryed going around them but the damn things stayed in the headlights. Squish, squish. We finally getting to where we were going, and I'll be damned I ran over a flying chicken. 2 kms down the road I hit a flying duck and 2 of its friends flew into the side of the van. We where in moose country so I gave the wheel to somebody else.
 
Rattle Sanke

When I was young my sister and I were up in Peterborough at family cottage on a private island.

Both of us were walking along a steep footpath and came across a Rattle Snake; I believe it lunged towards my sister (it was cornered; obvious reaction).

We were with our "mild mannered" Aunt and before I could grasp what was happening, she literally beat the thing to a pulp with an ore screaming at the top of her lungs "NO NO" with every wack.

It was an amazing sight to see/hear......

After we ate it: Hence the name :eek:
 
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