A Moose with a wiper blade !!!!

racoon with a fire poker ... in my livingroom :)

The rest seem average from what I read.

doe with a steel toe boot to the forehead, slit it's throat too because I didn't know if it was dead or just KO. Hit it with a truck in the first place.
Mice with bare hands, chicken with bare hands, wounded geese ... same. Couple bats too, I release 'em now if ever I come across them, hate to see something that eats mosquitoes die.
Bird with the antenna on my truck .. sliced it right in half, traumatized the wife.
Had a couple grouse end up underneath the truck too, clean whack on the head with the rear axle. If you run 'em over the right way theres no damage to the meat lol.
Cow with sledge hammer ... use to kil a couple for meat every year.


Oh and I knocked out a horse once, gave him 5-6 light whacks on the head and told him to stop biting at my sleeves (was trying to fix the hook that held his water bucket) .... didn't listen. He bit again and pinched the skin so I wound up and slugged him right between the eyes. Down he went and I only broke one knuckle.
 
lucky07 said:
Oh and I knocked out a horse once, gave him 5-6 light whacks on the head and told him to stop biting at my sleeves (was trying to fix the hook that held his water bucket) .... didn't listen. He bit again and pinched the skin so I wound up and slugged him right between the eyes. Down he went and I only broke one knuckle.
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Seriously? You should change your screen name to Conan or Mongo...:D

I do know what you mean about horses annoyingly nipping while you try to work. 10 years ago one of my apprentices was trying to install a plug near a stall and the horse inside would nibble at his hair whenever he bent down to see what he was doing. I was laughing so hard he got pissed and smacked the horse and it backed off... When he bends back down it comes back and chomps hard on the back of his neck! I had to stop him from going into the stall with a hammer... This was a very valuable race horse and I think they might have noticed a claw hammer stuck in its head...


Jeff
 
rhshooter said:
Seriously? You should change your screen name to Conan or Mongo...:D

I do know what you mean about horses annoyingly nipping while you try to work. 10 years ago one of my apprentices was trying to install a plug near a stall and the horse inside would nibble at his hair whenever he bent down to see what he was doing. I was laughing so hard he got pissed and smacked the horse and it backed off... When he bends back down it comes back and chomps hard on the back of his neck! I had to stop him from going into the stall with a hammer... This was a very valuable race horse and I think they might have noticed a claw hammer stuck in its head...


Jeff
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LMAO, I was surprised it went down like it did. There was smoke coming outta my ears and I just lost it and swung, didn't really think about it until the throbbing pain started a few seconds after. When I was finally done swearing I finished the job and put my hand on ice.

Wasn't a valuable horse tho... Norwegian Fjord horse, worth a few bucks but I hate 'em. Dumb as a brick and lucky it wasn't mine because I would have probably taken the hammer approach lol.
 
babe mouse with my airsoft gun. blew the back of its poor little head off. in my closet too. caught a mouse with a mouse trap one morning and threw it out in the back while it was still moving around trying its best to get out. i shot it in the head with my pellet gun so many times it was just a body left. it sorta disturbed me a bit lol/
 
Using an axe on birds at the farm isn't too unusual. Having to put down 6 or 8 ostrich chicks that were 4 feet tall and had deformed legs with an axe was a bit different though. They have tough necks.
 
When it comes to finishing off ducks biting the back of the head works great, teal and widgeon tend to pop though.
Groundhog with a golf ball, pure luck and another with a cinder block, doe with the stradle and twist method mentioned earlier and dozens of mice and bats with tennis rackets, shoes, 1992 guinnes book of world records(hard cover) and base ball bats.
 
While putting our pool in a few summers ago we had a family of mice scatter, since we didnt want them chewing through the solar blanket and we have an apartment behind the house a pellet gun wasnt even an option. I went to work making a spear from a huge nail duct taped to a steel tube....9 mice that day and only one of them screamed.
 
A mouse the cat was chasing ended up inside the 4 foot long barrel of my pnumatic potato cannon. A few seconds charging the tank with an air compressor and opening a window removed the mouse. I only think it died, I was to lazy to walk to the end of the 400m arc it made :D
 
Killed a mouse with a rolled up newspaper, only to have it explode and reveal that it was pregnant.

Killed two raccoons late one night driving fast on the Sea to Sky highway in my old 89 Jetta, came flying around a corner to see three sets of eyes in my lane, each of my front wheels took a coon out, limped the car home to discover that each one had ruined my CV joints.
 
Long storey, but I'll make it short.

I was driving home to Pickering from Sudbury after helping my Sister in-law move back home from school. On the way I was rounding a very loong, right hand sweeping curve in the road. About half way through the bend, there was a huge groundhog sitting in the middle of my lane. With a long stream of on comming traffic and a very deep ditch with little shoulder on my right I didn't have any room to move. It was actually quite funny, he looked up and saw my slammed honda Prelude bearing down on him a fair bit over the posted limit. He turned tail and started to run away, straight down the middle of my lane. I laughed, but didn't even get close to slowing down before I hit him. It was quite a bump, I looked in the rearview mirror to see about 25 lbs of hamburger flying across the hwy. An hour later I stopped for timmies and when I got back to the idling car my Wife was asking what the burning smell was, poor bugger was packed into the heat shield around the cat converter.
 
A horse with a 4 foot Jack-All(hit by a car)
A deer with a hammer(hit by a car)
A pitbull with a club(attacked me,16 stitches)Wish I`d had one of these that time:ar15:
 
My first taste of wild turkey was the result of my trucks grill.. Kicked a porqupine in the head once and another speared with a arrow. Got a snapping turtle with the car tire, took out a skunk with the rear differential of a 68 chevelle.. And got me a armadillo with a tire once..
 
I think we need a seperate category for 'use of a vehicle as a killing tool'.

Maybe even a sub-category of 'intentional or unintentional' :)
 
Well lets see I got a Bat with my daughters Tennis Racket in the rec-room one night!! Squisheded a mouse between 2 sliding doors as my 4 y/o daughter looked on, I kept telling her to look away but she wouldnt and I had been trying to catch this little bugger in the house since we moved in 6 months prior!!!
Ohhhh and there was the time me and a buddy took our girlfriends out on a first date we both drove and we were kinda rallying down back roads on the way home from dinner. I came up over a hill and right dead center in front of me was a HUGE motha coon as the (huge)front bumper of my 70 Impala GONGED off its head, my new girlfriend was in total disbelief as I hit it. I looked into the rear view mirror to see my buddy mouth wide open watching it fly through the air up over his Camaro and his girlfriend screaming as they both watched it fly over his car as he started laughing!!!LOL LOL LOL I can still see both their faces to this day, only good thing was mine married me and his never called him again LOL LOL LOL!!!!
 
Alrite i got a few

#1 me and a buddy were out golfing and i pulled my bag cart rite over a rattlesnake which then tried to strike my friend put it this way the last thing the snake saw was a big bertha driver.

#2 me and my brother were out quading we were doing about 60 km/h when a sow and two cubs ran out in front. ended up hitting the sow in the a$$. it didnt get killed or hurt but it definitly shook up my brother.

# Hit a coyote doing about 160km/h (back when i still drove a car). there wasa vehicle coming towards me and all of a sudden there headlights were blocked. I knew there was an animal and that i wasnt going to swerve and risk losing control so i just kept going. luckily no damage to my car but i had to move the yote off the road in 2 pieces:D
 
Quarry: Squirrel which was keeping house in our work shed.
Weapon: Rat trap baited with sunflower seeds.
Set the trap around noon. Had the bugger bagged just after nightfall.
 
Fought a Canada Goose to death when I was young. I was out in a corn field with my hunting partner shooting over decoys. We had a flock come in, BANG, BANG, a goose drops hard. We run out to it, he gets to it first at which point we see another big goose running across the field with a crippled wing and a good head start. I start chasing the bastard while he deals with the first goose. I had no idea a goose could run that FAST. I chased this damn thing the entire length of the field (probably close to a km, but i was smaller then so it may just have seemed longer).

I had just about caught up to him by the time we hit the fence, i figured the goose would get caught up by the fence or confused by it and i'd be able to easily snatch him by the neck and wring him out. WRONG. the goose sees the fence, stops, turns around, hiss at me, and then starts running back at me! We meet, i get a hand around the things neck (about half way down though, not up near the head unfortunately) and get it up in the air. This is by far not the first time i've wrung a goose, but by god this thing put up a fight!

It must have looked hilarious to my hunting partner; the goose is up in the air, trying to simultaneously bite my hand, beat me with its wing and thrash at me with its feet. I ended up with bruises on my arm and shoulder from its good wing. Eventually i manage to snap the neck and carry its limp body back to the blinds.

This however is not the end of the story:

I toss it over the fence and start climbing over myself. The goose lands on its feet on the other side of the fence and start to run again! My hunting partner catches it after a few feet and proceeds to try to bludgeon it to death. Eventually the thing stops kicking its feet, emits a gurgle, and goes limp. Game over?

Nope!

Toss the goose on the pipe with the others, all seems fine and we start setting up to try and call in another flock. 5 minutes go by and the bastard is trying to run away again! The goose is substantially less energetic than it had been previously so it was easily caught. I ended up cutting its throat and holding it up by the feet while it thrashed about bleeding out.

To this day I hate Geese, everytime i see them i shoot them a look of spite and malice!
 
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