Oh my lord.
Your grasp of the only language you speak is just atrocious.

The title of this thread is "a new barrel burner is
CREATED"
The word "create" means:
1. to cause to come into being, as something unique that would not naturally evolve or that is not made by ordinary processes.
2. to evolve from
one's own thought or imagination, as a work of art or
an invention.
So in fact you actually did claim to have invented it.

And why on earth would you ask the hoi poloi to help you name something you admit to not having invented? After all if someone else invented it, it probably already has a name?
Oh stop ..... no stop ...... I can't breath ............... oh the humanity ............ gasp ......... I have tears running down my face .........
from LAUGHING MY ASS OFF a the stupidity of that comment. YOU, who kept asking ME to write your emails for you questioning my literary skills?
No, what is lame is you beaking off about me to every person who walks into your store. Did you not think that some of them might be my friends? I even have some of your childish, idiotic rants on audio cause my friends walked into your store carrying recorders in their pockets. Only you can't keep your story straight and it changes three times in a single conversation.
I walked away and was happy to keep my mouth shut but you just couldn't extend me the same courtesy could you?
What is even more lame is you sicking NWEST on me for a bunch of BS made up lies. Cause you thought you could use the state police as a big stick to beat me with. However, after a big investigation they didn't find a single shred of credible evidence. In fact they laughed at you for being such an idiot. Then they asked us about some of the dodgy stuff you are in to ......
Does the concept of throwing bricks while standing in a glass house mean anything? I didn't think so.
Do you get the meaning of this emoticon now?