> > AREA 36
> > Dept. of Toorism & Culchur
> > Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place
> > Sin Jon's, The Rock
> > WHO'S YOU? ________________________________________
> > WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________
> > IS YA A: B'Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______
> > IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________
> > WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? ______________________
> > WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________
> > 1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on:
> > Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___ Too lazy to get off yer arse ___
> > 2. Do ya drink? ___
> > 3. Ow' much?
> > Lots ___ By de gallons ___ Beef buckets full ___ Till ya passes out
> >___
> > 4. What kind do ya drink?
> > 'Ome brew ___ De bought stuff ___ Anyting ya gets ya hands on ___
> > 5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya?
> > Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can't walk straight atal ___
> > 6. Is ya a alkie?
> > Yup ___ Nope ___ It's 'ard da say ___
> > 7. Does ya go to AA?
> > Yup ___ Nope ___ What de'ell is AA? ___
> > 8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come? ____________
> > 9. Is poachin' a sin? ______ Fer 'oo? ________________
> > 10. Does yer know what ### is? If ya does, when does ya git any?
> > All de time ___ Whenever ya kin git it ___ Not dat often b'y ___
> > 11. 'Ow much money does ya 'ave?
> > I's rotten in da stuff ___ A bit ___ Haven got a cent ___ None of yer
> >bloody business ___
> > 12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out?
> > Yup ___ Nope ___ Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya ___
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> > ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT
> > 1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 4. AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE
> >CHRISTMAS DA NEXT YEAR.
> > YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE
> > Dept. of Toorism & Culchur
> > Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place
> > Sin Jon's, The Rock
> > WHO'S YOU? ________________________________________
> > WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________
> > IS YA A: B'Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______
> > IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________
> > WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? ______________________
> > WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________
> > 1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on:
> > Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___ Too lazy to get off yer arse ___
> > 2. Do ya drink? ___
> > 3. Ow' much?
> > Lots ___ By de gallons ___ Beef buckets full ___ Till ya passes out
> >___
> > 4. What kind do ya drink?
> > 'Ome brew ___ De bought stuff ___ Anyting ya gets ya hands on ___
> > 5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya?
> > Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can't walk straight atal ___
> > 6. Is ya a alkie?
> > Yup ___ Nope ___ It's 'ard da say ___
> > 7. Does ya go to AA?
> > Yup ___ Nope ___ What de'ell is AA? ___
> > 8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come? ____________
> > 9. Is poachin' a sin? ______ Fer 'oo? ________________
> > 10. Does yer know what ### is? If ya does, when does ya git any?
> > All de time ___ Whenever ya kin git it ___ Not dat often b'y ___
> > 11. 'Ow much money does ya 'ave?
> > I's rotten in da stuff ___ A bit ___ Haven got a cent ___ None of yer
> >bloody business ___
> > 12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out?
> > Yup ___ Nope ___ Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya ___
> > www.Extreme-Laugh-Factory.bravehost.com
> > ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT
> > 1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 4. AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > 5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall.
> > Tru ___ Not ___
> > SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE
> >CHRISTMAS DA NEXT YEAR.
> > YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE
