An Embarrassment of Riches
- Thread starter Teapot
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The Cocker
CGN Regular
- Location
- Fraser Valley B.C
That's fine living, you own all the best.
All we need now is the video. May I suggest:
- dress up as a sad clown;
- play German punk music in the background;
- go to Canadian Tire and buy some ammo;
- go to the range and shoot the phone and the other symbols of excess to oblivion; and
- become a happy clown
- dress up as a sad clown;
- play German punk music in the background;
- go to Canadian Tire and buy some ammo;
- go to the range and shoot the phone and the other symbols of excess to oblivion; and
- become a happy clown
mebiuspower
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
- Location
- Morontario
Ahh I see... being a pimp is not that glorious as rappers made it out to be.
Justin1628 it is a used stamp but hasn't been cancelled, good eyes!
Hey, guys have you never seen those gun mag ###y photographs of pistols? They have a let's say a 1911 with a lot of expensive stuff surrounding it like a Rolex watch, a wad of greenbacks in a silver money clip and a state of the art Nokia that has and does everything.
I even saw a picture like the one described above but in it was a shtity little .32 Seacamp pimp-pistol of no use to even a whore. The title was "An Embarrassment of Riches" because the author had proudly managed to get a hold of not one but two of them! Wow wee. Anyway I thought I would just parody this. By the way those crumbs were from the finest President's Choice croissants. Happy New Year everyone!
Oh and the beat up Nokia I bought in Finland when I was working there. It cost only ten Euros(Eight Euros per month to use and could call Canada cheaper than I can use my mobile phone here to make a local call) and had the words "Fcuk Me" in the display window. Couldn't get it off. The Swedish girl ( I stayed in a Swedish speaking town) who owned it had a bunch of stuff on that phone that was really funny once I got a translation of it. So the phone has interesting memories for me.
Hey, guys have you never seen those gun mag ###y photographs of pistols? They have a let's say a 1911 with a lot of expensive stuff surrounding it like a Rolex watch, a wad of greenbacks in a silver money clip and a state of the art Nokia that has and does everything.
I even saw a picture like the one described above but in it was a shtity little .32 Seacamp pimp-pistol of no use to even a whore. The title was "An Embarrassment of Riches" because the author had proudly managed to get a hold of not one but two of them! Wow wee. Anyway I thought I would just parody this. By the way those crumbs were from the finest President's Choice croissants. Happy New Year everyone!
Oh and the beat up Nokia I bought in Finland when I was working there. It cost only ten Euros(Eight Euros per month to use and could call Canada cheaper than I can use my mobile phone here to make a local call) and had the words "Fcuk Me" in the display window. Couldn't get it off. The Swedish girl ( I stayed in a Swedish speaking town) who owned it had a bunch of stuff on that phone that was really funny once I got a translation of it. So the phone has interesting memories for me.
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I think it is a cool photo. Very artistic and shows a lot of imagination. It's a good juxtaposition to the metrosexual gangsta theme that seems to characterize most compositions. I thought the crumbs and the recycled stamp were nice touches.
A bus pass, an old digital calculator watch (or maybe one with PacMan or Frogger), some Rolaids/Tums, a bottle of Laker (or other discount) beer, a wrinkled condom wrapper and maybe a Burger King wrapper?NAA said:Personally, I enjoyed your pic... can you do one with a Norc Tokarev? What would you put in that pic?
