Andy's 1000th Post Rant

Andy

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I wanted to remember my 1000th post, so I polled you guys for ideas of what to post for my 1000th www.canadiangunnutz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=101427, and I choose "A Mindless Rant" in the form of a "Top 10 things that bug me on Gun Forums (but don’t keep me awake)". Since I waste most of my time in the Milsurp forum, I thought I’d post here. Thank you and please forgive me in advance.
  1. Milsurp Myths about Safety - I am convinced that almost no-one has the ability to think for themselves, and that almost no original "research" been done since Ackley in the 50’s. Here we have a picture of an ugly Hillbilly known as "Jimmy Earl" (see below). A bad Carcano injured Jimmy, which are "only good for display and being made into lamps". We know that because Jimmy is the cousin of someone's friend who works at Century and the guy knows what he’s talking about. Forget that I have proof tested several Carcanos to 100K+ psi (even the dreaded "Cooey" Carcano) and they have stayed together nicely
    [*]Bubbas
    – first off, I don’t care what you do with your money. Just don’t post a pic of a bubba (which is no longer a milsurp, but a collection of milsurp parts) in a milsurp forum and expect nothing but praise. Remember that $400 + $300 = $300 in the world of bubba finances. duh
    [*]Owners of Improved Cartridges
    (Ackley, Gibbs, etc.) - listen up you twits, the 30 Gibbs is not the equal of the 300 Win Mag. Just because you were clever enough to pack enough powder into your 30 Gibbs or 30/06 AI to beat factory 300 Win Mag velocities does not make it its equal. Larger case volume for the same bore size always means more velocity for a given bullet weight at the same pressure.
    [*]Wildcatters
    – these guys can be insufferable (and I am one). Change a shoulder angle by 5 degrees, shorten the neck by 0.100" and blow the shoulder out by 0.030" and your genius has just invented something the world has been waiting for. Here’s a newsflash – it’s all been done before, and there are no holes to fill. If you want to do it for the fun of it, or to learn something, fine, but to be honest, it’s mostly for the sake of vanity. Dang, in the time it took me to write this, I could have invented a Wildcat. P.S. unless you have shot it, it doesn’t exist – paper exercises don’t count.
    [*]Owners of the "Best" Cartridge
    – just a case in point (and there are many others), the 9.3x62. "Every bit as good as the 375 H7H which has much greater capacity and a larger bore size, but much better than the 35 Whelen to which it is much closer". Shake your head guys. A bit of chauvinism is healthy, but really they’re all good, and we only really "need" about 10 rounds to cover off every conceivable situation.
  2. Anyone who says "Kicks like a Mule" or "Hits Like the Hammer of Thor" – please stop. Especially to those fairies that think that the Jungle Carbine has vicous recoil. Shoot a 378 Weatherby from the bench then get back to me.
    [*]Guys with Imaginary Gun Collections
    – see # 8
    [*]Snobs and Liars
    – "I use a 22 Hornet on Moose because I am so good that I only take eye shots"; or "I regularly take deer at 600 yds. My 300 RUM shoots flat to 1000 yds, I just hold a couple inches high". At least learn to lie well guys.
    [*]Milshoot Crap
    – I would never criticize anyone organizing a Blackpowder shoot for excluding Smokeless, nor would I expect a 1000 yd shoot to include a 100 yd segment. If you don’t like the rules, organize your own shoot where your POS bubba will feel at home; and
  3. Liberals and NDP – #$(*!#$@^%!
Here's picture of Jimmy Earl" to cap this off

Jimmy_Earl_Allegedly_Injured_by_a_Carcano.jpg

 
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Here, here Andy! Congrats on your 1000th post! We wish you a thousand more. I gotta admit, I imagine a wonderful huge gun collection, I just don't pretend I actually have one. :D

Anyhow, cheers again on a thousand

EATON'S CARCANOS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
 
1000?? That's it? Talk to me when you pass 5K or so... lol.

You forgot #11: Buddies who don't realize your CGN nick and your VGS nick AREN'T the same and end up bidding against you on stuff!

PS: I did win that item... will show you next time we meet after it arrives. Who knows? Maybe a POS you're glad you missed... ;)
 
Claven2 said:
1000?? That's it? Talk to me when you pass 5K or so... lol.

You forgot #11: Buddies who don't realize your CGN nick and your VGS nick AREN'T the same and end up bidding against you on stuff!

PS: I did win that item... will show you next time we meet after it arrives. Who knows? Maybe a POS you're glad you missed... ;)

The funny part is that it was my "error", and with you winning, essentially I bid you up. :p

AND, not winning freed up funds for another purchase. ;) In a few days I will post a modest Swede and a Swiss collection. :D The French can come later. :cool:

Still want a 91/38 though..... :(
 
6. Anyone who says "Kicks like a Mule" or "Hits Like the Hammer of Thor" – please stop. Especially to those fairies that think that the Jungle Carbine has vicous recoil. Shoot a 378 Weatherby from the bench then get back to me.

My favourite, good one Andy. :dancingbanana:

"Oooooh, it hurts! I'm bruised and sore from firing 5 rounds out of my M44. That steel butt plate is sooooooo hard." :runaway:

Don't hold it against your forehead, dumbass.:rolleyes:
 
Andy said:
Wildcatters – these guys can be insufferable (and I am one). Change a shoulder angle by 5 degrees, shorten the neck by 0.100" and blow the shoulder out by 0.030" and your genius has just invented something the world has been waiting for. Here’s a newsflash – it’s all been done before, and there are no holes to fill. If you want to do it for the fun of it, or to learn something, fine, but to be honest, it’s mostly for the sake of vanity. Dang, in the time it took me to write this, I could have invented a Wildcat. P.S. unless you have shot it, it doesn’t exist – paper exercises don’t count.


Damn! I did 2 things wrong according to this:

1) I drew up a 40 caliber Cartrage out of a 30-06 just to find out later there was a 40 caliber version aready (The 40 Whelen) :redface:

2) I still didnt put it into practice. :(

Oh well was a good idea! :dancingbanana:

Dimitri
 
Stevo said:
My favourite, good one Andy. :dancingbanana:

"Oooooh, it hurts! I'm bruised and sore from firing 5 rounds out of my M44. That steel butt plate is sooooooo hard." :runaway:

Don't hold it against your forehead, dumbass.:rolleyes:

Someone should pm Bartledan and remind him of his EOHC familiarization with the "ferocious kicking" No.5Mk1...
 
Andy said:
The funny part is that it was my "error", and with you winning, essentially I bid you up. :p

AND, not winning freed up funds for another purchase. ;) In a few days I will post a modest Swede and a Swiss collection. :D The French can come later. :cool:

Still want a 91/38 though..... :(

True, but in the end someone called "GMC_Lover" bid me up higher than you! In the end, it's costing me $245 shipped. No cheap, mind you, but it fills a hole...
 
Actually, I did hurt my shoulder pretty badly with a No1 Mk3* yetserday, but that's because I stupidly held it tight into the joint.
 
Grouse Man said:
Isn't he running for the Liberal leadership race?

:eek: Not strident enough in my conservative views? As for my involvement in politics - "I gave at the office".

My usual retort to:

"May the best man win" is:

"The best man would never run".
 
You make some good points Andy. I especially like the "kicks like a mule rant". I want to laugh in the face of everyone I see with a cheesy slip on buttpad on their M44. Christ, my grandma's old Cooey single shot 12g kicks far worse. And I've never heard her complain. If you want the recoil of a .22 you shouldn't be in the milsurp forum.
 
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