Bear Defence - BAD ADVICE ONLY
- Thread starter pescador
- Start date
Remember the saying "best defense is a good offence."
You need to charge the bear first. Works best when with cubs or on a kill.
Also bears are myths on don't exist in the wild anymore. Just as people from downtown Vancouver/Victoria how many bears most of them see
You need to charge the bear first. Works best when with cubs or on a kill.
Also bears are myths on don't exist in the wild anymore. Just as people from downtown Vancouver/Victoria how many bears most of them see
O, another bear spray is the best defense, so remember to put it in your pack.
(Ie out reach for quick access.)
Remember your bear bangers. Nothing makese feel safer them launching fire works at a bear. (Yes, apparently they work, but...)
(Ie out reach for quick access.)
Remember your bear bangers. Nothing makese feel safer them launching fire works at a bear. (Yes, apparently they work, but...)
Last edited:
Making sure to hit the "button"
Most confrontations can be deescalated thru dialogue. Talk it out, listen to the bear's side, remember you're in his habitat. And here's a tip you probably haven't heard before...if you come across a mama bear with her cub...pick the cub up and cuddle it. Shows you care and aren't a threat.
If you remain very quiet and walk slowly you will never stumble upon a bear and surprise them leading to a bad encounter.
Bear spray and a firearm will only slow you down as you run away from bears, which is the only logical thing to do. Bears are easy to outrun.
Bear spray and a firearm will only slow you down as you run away from bears, which is the only logical thing to do. Bears are easy to outrun.
"Pee your pants, the smell of human urine will scare bears away."
"Burn citronella candles, it keeps bears and mosquitoes away."
"Bury your garbage so the bears can't smell it."
and the best one,
"Bears do not attack people."
"Burn citronella candles, it keeps bears and mosquitoes away."
"Bury your garbage so the bears can't smell it."
and the best one,
"Bears do not attack people."
BigBore585
CGN Regular
- Location
- Southern Alberta
1st Round house kick to the face.
2nd Elbow drop to the top of the head.
3rd While the bear is dazed, have a buddy put it in a full nelson while You work the mid section with a left hook and a straight right, finish with an uppercut or a flying knee.
If that didn’t finish the bear off, You’re F##ked and will likely be bear $h#t in a few hours. But get it on video so at Your funeral Your friends and family can say You went out in style.
2nd Elbow drop to the top of the head.
3rd While the bear is dazed, have a buddy put it in a full nelson while You work the mid section with a left hook and a straight right, finish with an uppercut or a flying knee.
If that didn’t finish the bear off, You’re F##ked and will likely be bear $h#t in a few hours. But get it on video so at Your funeral Your friends and family can say You went out in style.
In a true wilderness setting, sleep with your food in the tent. Bears respect caches that are defended and assume that food away from your campsite is a cache you either abandoned or aren't confident enough to defend from him.
Besides, if the bears eat your food and don't kill you you might starve to death anyway.
Besides, if the bears eat your food and don't kill you you might starve to death anyway.
All you need is a hand full of pee's
When you first expect to have a bear near by you need to act first.
Step 1. immediately go out on the nearest frozen body of water. You need to cut a hole in the ice roughly the size of the bear or slightly bigger just incase.
Step 2. Sprinkle the pee's around the edge of the hole.
Step 3. Find good spot close by to hide.
Step 4. When the bear gets there to take a pee....
Quickly run up behind and kick him in the 'icehole'..... (a$$hole)
When you first expect to have a bear near by you need to act first.
Step 1. immediately go out on the nearest frozen body of water. You need to cut a hole in the ice roughly the size of the bear or slightly bigger just incase.
Step 2. Sprinkle the pee's around the edge of the hole.
Step 3. Find good spot close by to hide.
Step 4. When the bear gets there to take a pee....
Quickly run up behind and kick him in the 'icehole'..... (a$$hole)
