Best Calibre and gun for denfense against bears

[crazy_davey]

i use my gorilla

Looks to me like your gorilla is not a very wise choice

 

[Gatehouse]

Is that a man ina gorilla suit? Unwise choice

 

[purple]

OK, I was FAC qualified in the Army. It's real easy with the GPS and laser designators they have nowadays. Just give me a radio and a CF18 on call with a suitable ordnance load. A napalm prep is always good.

No, wait a minute. They have itty-bitty RPVs with a weapons payload these days. Maybe a guy could launch one when a nasty bear is spotted and keep it in orbit until Mr. Bruin starts acting a little bolshie.

 

[fitycal]

i dont understand what is going on in that video haha!

 

[philthygeezer]

We have a winner....

No animal will eat a person covered in feces.

 

[12many]

bear spray, and spray whoever is next to you. instant distraction

 

[33hoffman]

oh bear spray............ its just seasoning for tasty people, little bit of pepper never hurt

 

[burnt_servo]

I just s**t my pants and the bear faints.

so is it the act of sh*ting your pants that scares the bear ,

or

is it what you ate the night before that terrifies the bear .

maybe the bear is thinking ,

" oh my god , he ate THAT !!!???!!! "

 

[yidava25]

Oh man I really wanted to talk about this subject AGAIN!

You certainly did. or at least you took time out of your busy day to comment on it.
Do the happy dance

 

[trimble]

.22lr and pocket knife

 

[dizzy]

call the gun shop in Churchill and see what they are sold out of....that would be the one.