Brokeback Mountain...

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There will be a new HBO series to fill the gap left by the Band of Brothers mini-series, it will be called Bang the Brothers...
 
In the real world, a movie like this would be more like the following:

Tex and Wild Bill are around the campfire after a hard day in the pasture. Tex looks at Wild Bill with a dreamy look in his eyes and says: "Wild Bill, lets get nak..." BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLICK CLICK (reload) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLICK CLICK...

End of movie
 
Amen, WTF is with a ### cowboy movie anyways?

I dunno, I kinda figured they were all a little light, looking at the silk cowboy shirts, and them high heel boots. Add a funny hat and a penil tombstone (big-a$$ belt buckle), and there ya go.:eek: :D :D :D

Save the flames, I'm just funnin' ya...
 
I went hunting with a single girl last year.

My gf put condoms in the truck and told me "just in case!!"

:eek: HOLY MOLY ... marry that wOOman now!!! :p ;)

In the real world, a movie like this would be more like the following:

Tex and Wild Bill are around the campfire after a hard day in the pasture. Tex looks at Wild Bill with a dreamy look in his eyes and says: "Wild Bill, lets get nak..." BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLICK CLICK (reload) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLICK CLICK...

End of movie

HAHAHAHAHA ... ooooooh faark that post cracked me up ... "let's get nak ..." HAHAHAHAHA

Oh well that's Hollyweird for you ... :rolleyes:

Otokiak ... :cool:
Rankin Inlet, NU
CANADA

p.s. curious to anyone who's watched it ... any nice guns in the flick ... and I'm not talking about their peckerwoods ... :p
 
Not interested in this movie at all, just like I dont allow Disney movies in my house, especially Bambi. For the record my kids will watch hunting movies with dad ,and my 7 yr old son is the most hard core John Wayne fan I have ever met.
Nough said.
 
Sasquatch said:
This movie is just another sad reminder of the dismal state our society is in.
There have always been '###' people..........but why is it that society feels we need to have it crammed down our throats at every turn?

I have always tried to have the 'live and let live' attitude. What they want to do behind closed doors is there choice, but we get bombarded with it at every turn now. If homosexuality is so OK then why is it so pointedly being thrust at us in every form of media?

I concuur 100%. They have their parades and everything else....and ### rights is always being shoved in everyones face.....what the f**k for????
They have the same rights as anyone else??

Carry on for f**ks sake!
 
sparkymacker said:
Amen, WTF is with a ### cowboy movie anyways? Who is going to take that seriously? A love story about 2 interior decorators....that is believable. I know there must be some long nights on the range..but no way that is going to happen....uh uh! I could even envision a couple of Albanian sheep wranglers casting loving eyes at each other...but not the sheer insanity of the Brokeback Mountain premise.
You just aren't real Canadians ... the movie is BIG in Toronto!
 
Zackly I aint in TO, and nor do I wish to be. They (TO people ) are certainly a different breed.
Maybe we should register all people from TO.
Makes as much sense as Bill C-68
 
Home in the Closet on the Range

Having been told that to see BBM is an affront to family values, what's up with them uppity fags, no "real" man should admit to seeing it etc., I will respond the way any freedom-loving person would - I'm going to check it out this weekend.

Some of you people have your own version of social engineering/"correctness" and it's just as repugnant as the other kind.
 
Hey, to each their own. Anyone wants to go see Rump Rangers on Horseback is perfectly entitled to do so. You say you're going to go see it, I say Fill yer Boots (errr.. Loafers :D ).

Seriously though, why is it always okay to promote a movie (or a parade, a book, etc...) and emphasize the homosexual element/content and actually play on that for marketing and hype? Yet, if you were to do the exact same thing with a stringently hetero event of the same kind you would be ostrisized (sp?) relentlessly for ### bashing and hate mongering?:mad: :mad:
 
Gatehouse said:
I went hunting with a single girl last year.

My gf put condoms in the truck and told me "just in case!!":eek:

dave_t73 said:
Wow. Either you have the coolest gf ever or you're into very open relationships.....

Clarke may possibly have the coolest girlfriend ever, but I've got a fiver say's she could whip his ass. I'll bet he came back with the same number of tarps he left with.

If you want a ### movie, rent "Better Than Chocolate". Especially if you've watched "Brokeback Mountain" with the wife at her behest. Turnabout is fair play.

Should this be in the hunting forum though? More like OT, non?:rolleyes:
 
### Hype

ILoveBigRacks said:
Seriously though, why is it always okay to promote a movie and actually play on that for marketing and hype? Yet, if you were to do the exact same thing with a stringently hetero event of the same kind
Oh, so you mean there are no movies, magazines, whatever that play on heterosexual relationships for marketing and hype? Geez, I must have missed all those romantic comedies over the years and all the lads mags (Maxim, FHM et al) on the newsstands :)
 
Don't want to see it, won't see it, won't rent it, no way.

If my wife wants to see a real western I will rent "The Good the Bad and the Ugly" or "Fist Full of Dollars".

I agree.
Why does every commercial on TV have a foggot in them?
One of these days there'll be movies on 2 fags playing for the Oilers, Now if it was Detroit one could accept that :).
Being polittically correct and acepting stuff is such bull-####!
God made Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve. Being ### is unnatural, against my relegon and disgusting.
BTW God destroyed Sodom and Gommorra Because of Sodomy and that's where the word comes from, so never tell me that I should be Tollerant etc. Fcukit
 
Maybe I misstated my intended message. The point I was trying to make is that while there are hetero movies, mags, etc... and YES, there are homo (non-derogatory, just shortening here so no accusations of bashing please) movies and mags too - but you don't see the media glomming onto a movie and saying "Oh my god, look at this awesome HETERO movie!!" - It is portrayed as a good movie with no reference to the ###ual preferences that happen to be portrayed. The ### is used as a marketing tool but it isn't hyped as being a HETERO movie - that would just casue an uproar of untold proportions. If you come out and publically announce something as a ### film you are politically correct, the flip-side isn't true.

pontcanna said:
Oh, so you mean there are no movies, magazines, whatever that play on heterosexual relationships for marketing and hype? Geez, I must have missed all those romantic comedies over the years and all the lads mags (Maxim, FHM et al) on the newsstands :)
 
Spelchek

Boer seun said:
Foggot...polittically...acepting...relegon...Gommorra...Tollerant...Fcukit
Never let it be said that this site doesn't encourage an educated, erudite exchange of opinion and beliefs.
 
pontcanna said:
Never let it be said that this site doesn't encourage an educated, erudite exchange of opinion and beliefs.
This statement leans towards bigotry of it's own, I like how your "freedom-loving " society has graciously decided that differing opinions are allowed but only if they do not originate from a second language speaking person. Enjoy your flick Cowboy!
Just because someone has a strong opinion that is not of the 'Liberal' mentallity or of political correctness does not make the person stating it "un-educated".
 
ge whiz beav what's going on here i was very disappointed by brokeback mountain one of the few genras of movies that has not been infiltrated by the ever growing ### influence and then brokeback mountain comes out and yet again ###ness. it makes me want to give up and go and hide i don't have a problem with ###s or lesbians i can understand lesbians i dig chicks too but can we as breeders (their slang not mine) not have some sanctuary somewhere with something i can't turn on the television anymore without there being a ### prancing and nancying around i don't hate them i don't care enough to even have any feeling about them but i am frustrated by how the media is inindating us with these ### images
 
Boer seun said:
Being polittically correct and acepting stuff is such bull-####!
God made Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve. Being ### is unnatural, against my relegon and disgusting.
BTW God destroyed Sodom and Gommorra Because of Sodomy and that's where the word comes from, so never tell me that I should be Tollerant etc. Fcukit

Amen to that brother, no broken bum mountain movie will ever be on my must watch list.....
 
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