BUM............pretty sure he's not adopted as I think I would remember all the paperwork, which I hate. Besides which I was there when he popped out...........a hospital switch is possible I guess, but the Whitehorse maternity ward just isn't that overrun on any given day, or week for that matter. It is my opinion that he will be lucky to look as good as me, when he's my age, if he goes through even 1/2 of what I've been through.......LOL. I truly hope on the other hand, that YOU have made a conscious choice not to have children............