...not sure what to say, other than that you have an odd view of cats being perfect, and dogs largely intrinsically evil though some can be OK. You very clearly have not crossed paths with a feral tomcat,
pure piss and vinegar and just plain nasty animal. My brother was hospitalized by one about 4 years ago, and he's a tough young guy. He has two little kids, and it took up residence in his house unexpectedly- pissed on everything marking it, and they couldn't shoo it out of the house. He had to push it out with the broom, and it attacked, he was a
mess.
In fairness, I was attacked by a Rottweiler and have facial scars from it, but I don't blame the dog, I blame the owner. If cats weren't so small, and could be the size of a 140lb Rottweiler, you'd hear about issues galore. You have an irrational love of cats and dislike of dogs. They're both just animals evolved to be endearing to us as their evolutionary survival strategy, and dogs have the distinction of being useful workers for us (guard dogs, hunting dogs, rescue dogs, blind leading dogs), cats are more self interested. We have a dog that would go to the end of the world for my wife, and since I work up north a lot, this is a trait I value heavily. Haven't found a cat that can do the things Cooper does yet. This is just to give back on the cats are great dogs aren't argument.

Show me a cat that can guard my wife and house with supreme loyalty, hunt with me leading me to small game, and be such a part of the family and I may concede to your argument. My wife liked a cat we were house sitting a few weeks back. She was saying how awesome 'Tigger' was, isn't he so friendly, then asked how I thought cats compared to dogs. Well, this cat
loved anybody- it couldn't have cared less if its owners never came home. Yes, there are exceptions, cats that will run to their owners new house etc. But I meet a LOT more cats that 'came with the house or barn' than dogs.

Uh oh, here comes the debate...
