Funny hunting stories??

ok not me but my unlces friend

the where hunting in southern manitoba back in the 80's, in the hills south of treherne. there's a bunch of them, thy where about 20-22 years old. ones using some sort of semi, and all of sudden they hear him empty his magazine. comes stumbling thru the bush

"deer....big deer...really big deer"

so they go take a look, and as you've probably already guessed it wasn't a deer but a bull elk.not too common for that area but still there. so it iwas dead already so they loaded it onto a flatbed, and piled hay around it, and drove through town very cautiously, as not to attract attention. decided one of the best places to stash it was one of my grandfathers empty graineries. that lasted all of 2 days, till he found. took a strip of my uncle told him to "cut it up and get it the hell out of there, and make sure you get you get the good parts!"
 
My dad shoots a semi auto Remington 3006 and he got stopped by the game warden. The warden asked if the gun was loaded and dad said no (clip was in). The warden opened the receiver to look and of course, in closing the action, loaded it. Dad says, "it is now". The warden didnt know how to properly check a semi, obviously, and said "no it isnt"

Dad took the gun and took aim at a mule deer doe nearby and shot it. The warden said "now it's empty huh?" Dad said "no it isnt", then proceeded to give the warden a lesson in semi autos......more scary than funny but I was there to see it.
 
My mother's first time shooting a shotgun was when she was dating my father. They were out duck hunting with my dad's friend and his girl friend.

My mother was nagging my dad about wanting to shoot and how she was getting bored, cold, etc. Finally my dad gave her the gun and told her to take a harmless shot across the lake. He tried to show her the correct form etc but she wouldn't listen saying she had seen him do it enough to know how herself. The shot knocked her on her but and she dropped the gun in the swamp.

Anyone who knows shot guns knows the value of a mint Ansley H Fox SxS.

My dad and his buddy here not happy having to fish the gun out of a freezing swamp. They made my mom and her friend sit in the swamp the rest of the day while they went off hunting.

Its amazing that both couples are still married to this day.
 
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