With that mindset, all you really need is a TAU-7 air pistol. Because really you are just punching paper anyway!
There is too many persons like Wendy Cukier, and Mayor Miller, who think just like this outside our community.
They do not need any inside help.
EDIT: My extent of enjoyment ceases at .44 Remington Magnum, but I support anyone's personal choice.
Who cares as long as they are safely handled?
Ouch! Did I say you couldn't own one? Did I say we shouldn't sell them or that we should ban them? Jeez, and people say I'm wound too tight?!?!? I just said they were fun and flashy not utilitarian. You wanna buy a ferarri to race between stop signs and sit in bumber to bumper traffic, by all means, do so. I never said otherwise and there's no need to put words in my mouth.
Allow me to be more clear : I wouldn't get one, because if our laws were reasonable and I could use a handgun for carry, self-defense, home defense and hunting, I would not personally choose any of these calibres because I believe there are better choices. You can have a 1" snub nose that shoots a 500 gain bullet with 1000 grains of powder behind it if you so choose. Call it want you want, it is your right to do so, but it is still a novelty at best. (except maybe hunting, where one big shot counts) The original post in this thread even suggested that the "big boom" was more fun ####s and giggles than anything else.
Contrary to your personal beliefs, not everyone who disagrees with you is a Wendy.