if you have a bothersome wife, use the simple trick, sell one, buy two and have them shipped in the same box.
My wife works at the local post office - which also doubles as the UPS drop off. Even if I'm home and she isn't when the package arrives, posties are chatty. I can't get away with crap.
We didn't even need the money when she took the job. I swear it's part of a conspiracy.



















































