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Well boys I figured it was time for some serious retirement planning awhile back and figured that I better get my affairs in the gun safe in order. Ya never know when a falling anvil has your name on it, or that angry husband is going to catch up with you. God may be merciful but Darwin is utterly ruthless.
I figured I was going to go into my geezerdom with the finest armaments available known to man: I stomped into the store at Prophet River and demanded a loaded M1A and by Godfrey, Tanner and the boys set me up with the best damned rifle EVER seen ANYWHERE in the world! (Ya load it by the book, and without a word of a lie, it shoots velocities and groups by the book too! I'm not kidding - it will go 1.5 MOA all day long with 168 BTHP's and they almost ALL go over the chrony at the regulation 2650 FPS! When you clear the rifle and set it on the bench it salutes and assumes Parade Rest!) There are more accurate rifles than mine, but I am pressed to think of one that is more fun!
I was so impressed with that green bean Marine that I figured I better get a pistol to match - so I marched into Prophet River and hassled the boys again...and ordered a Springield Armoury Trophy Match pistol. If I recall it was something around $1700.00 and change, and the boys at Prophet darn near had to pull teeth to get one in for me.
I'm sorry fellas...but I gotta say I feel let down. Not with the fellas at Prophet - they are a class act all the way...but this pistol is a dog, and I think the fellas at Springfield may need a kick in the arse. If some of you have this gun and it shoots like a champ - no offense meant! But goddammitalltohell...I think I got one that rolled off the line and was put together by a hungover retard on a Monday morning! The first time I disassembled it just about killed me. First I developed a virulent case of Tourette's Syndrome as I cursed and spat trying to get this POS back together. I even watched a YouTube on it!!! "Ferchrissakes," I sobbed, "It's a %$#@*& 1911!!!! How hard can it be to put one together...?!?!?" Once I finally DID get this POS back together (my gun licenses were temporarily suspended until the frightened cops established that I was still sane) - the thing shot exactly the same as my HK USP .45 does. I almost chimped out in rage at the range too! In the pictures there is beautifully engraved trophy cup on the slide...on my gun it is a poorly done chemical or laser etching! I have a suggestion for SA - if you are gonna polish a turd - don't polish it with turd!!!!
And good gravy - it comes in a cheezy plastic briefcase with those crappy plastic holsters that can even Glocks don't look good in! The trigger pull is like a wet fart with lumps in it - you will NOT see this thing in the winner's circle if they're all like that, I assure you! And hells bells - the gun is so bloody tight that nothing works! Racking the slide can sprain your wrist if you aren't careful! About the only GOOD things I noticed about this gun was that the adjustable sights are pretty good (but those on my USP are just as good) - and the fine cut checkering literally welds the gun to your hand which I just love. Shooting it gives my hands an invigorating massage that keeps my skin young and healthy looking like that dish soap in the commercials!
I'm sorry. I am giving this pistol a 5.5 out of 10. It is sold as a premium gun and to me...pbfbfbbffffft. Unless it wears in or something...it is no better than any of the 1911's costing much less.
I figured I was going to go into my geezerdom with the finest armaments available known to man: I stomped into the store at Prophet River and demanded a loaded M1A and by Godfrey, Tanner and the boys set me up with the best damned rifle EVER seen ANYWHERE in the world! (Ya load it by the book, and without a word of a lie, it shoots velocities and groups by the book too! I'm not kidding - it will go 1.5 MOA all day long with 168 BTHP's and they almost ALL go over the chrony at the regulation 2650 FPS! When you clear the rifle and set it on the bench it salutes and assumes Parade Rest!) There are more accurate rifles than mine, but I am pressed to think of one that is more fun!
I was so impressed with that green bean Marine that I figured I better get a pistol to match - so I marched into Prophet River and hassled the boys again...and ordered a Springield Armoury Trophy Match pistol. If I recall it was something around $1700.00 and change, and the boys at Prophet darn near had to pull teeth to get one in for me.
I'm sorry fellas...but I gotta say I feel let down. Not with the fellas at Prophet - they are a class act all the way...but this pistol is a dog, and I think the fellas at Springfield may need a kick in the arse. If some of you have this gun and it shoots like a champ - no offense meant! But goddammitalltohell...I think I got one that rolled off the line and was put together by a hungover retard on a Monday morning! The first time I disassembled it just about killed me. First I developed a virulent case of Tourette's Syndrome as I cursed and spat trying to get this POS back together. I even watched a YouTube on it!!! "Ferchrissakes," I sobbed, "It's a %$#@*& 1911!!!! How hard can it be to put one together...?!?!?" Once I finally DID get this POS back together (my gun licenses were temporarily suspended until the frightened cops established that I was still sane) - the thing shot exactly the same as my HK USP .45 does. I almost chimped out in rage at the range too! In the pictures there is beautifully engraved trophy cup on the slide...on my gun it is a poorly done chemical or laser etching! I have a suggestion for SA - if you are gonna polish a turd - don't polish it with turd!!!!
I'm sorry. I am giving this pistol a 5.5 out of 10. It is sold as a premium gun and to me...pbfbfbbffffft. Unless it wears in or something...it is no better than any of the 1911's costing much less.


















































