On a lighter note.....
Employee Notice
Due to the current financial situation caused by the Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers)
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A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance)
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Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much #### (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of #### they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough ####, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the #### you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
You are seriously unhinged man. Take a deep breath and let your heart rate settle a bit before you pop. We all get it now, you hate Trump. Congratulations on your willingness to be fed information by the media machine without ever questioning it. Just for reference sake, the US economy was stronger than any other time in history before this all happened. More people employed, people making more money, overall satisfaction with life higher than ever. We could only be so lucky. Seems funny to me that you want to berate the leader of the US for doing everything in his power to help and protect HIS country while our leader is still allowing sick asylum seekers free and unrestricted access into ours. 2.2 trillion dollar relief fund that was implemented quickly... meanwhile we get a relief package with no official roll out date, weeks away at BEST.
I, for one, would take lower taxes and pay for healthcare any day of the week. But, thats another topic for another time.