Lions are scary

Not trying to crap on how others hunt, but I've got to agree that I'm not impressed with the hippo video. Chasing something down with a vehicle and launching arrows at it until get gets pissed and charges, and is then killed by two point-blank shots to the head from the backup guys isn't hunting to me. Not at all.
 
The proper way to hunt hippos is on dry land, shooting them in the water isn't much of a hunt IMHO. They are aggressive and grouchy, and will kill you if you give them the chance, so if you like spice on your hunt, a hippo hunted properly provides plenty. A hippo’s brain is shallow, and if facing head on, the proper placement for a bullet is in that recessed triangle in the forehead. Wait for the range to close to about 8', and you'll have bragging rights; if you live to tell anyone.
 
The proper way to hunt hippos is on dry land, shooting them in the water isn't much of a hunt IMHO. They are aggressive and grouchy, and will kill you if you give them the chance, so if you like spice on your hunt, a hippo hunted properly provides plenty. A hippo’s brain is shallow, and if facing head on, the proper placement for a bullet is in that recessed triangle in the forehead. Wait for the range to close to about 8', and you'll have bragging rights; if you live to tell anyone.

Especially since they're usually only on dry land at night while feeding. :D
 
Especially since they're usually only on dry land at night while feeding. :D

Often during the day hippos sometimes move into little karungas that are heavily forested in order to escape the heat. The pools of water in these places are usually small, and not large enough to give the hippos the sense of security they have in a lake or river. Going into these places after them can be pretty exciting. When they are heading back to the river after a night's feeding, they can take exception to your presence and again can cause some drama.

My wife was scared to death of these things, so naturally became a hippo magnet. On our way back to camp one evening in the dark, a hippo calf ran along side the safari car close enough she could feel its breath on her hand and leg!

My wife being subjected to hippo desensitization, the trackers threw sticks at the hippos to prove to her that in deep pools they felt secure and wouldn't come after you . . . she wasn't a happy girl . . .
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Their gaze could be intense though . . .
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We ran into this guy just after leaving camp one morning
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Our resident hippo pod, across the river from our camp, they are relaxed even though we were standing right at the water's edge . . . there was a crocodile around there somewhere too, although not in that pic
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A lone bull near our side of the river . . .
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In a small pool these guys were relatively exposed, and probably felt vulnerable so they quickly became uncomfortable with our presence, you can see that the guy in front has expanded his body to make himself appear as big as possible, that is often a sign that a charge is imminent . . .
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We did find a hippo that wasn't dangerous, probably killed by lions as the tusks were still in the skull . . .
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Despite the hippo drama, I tend to think that the lion is potentially the most fearsome animal in Africa, the hippo above might agree . . .
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i read an article called the "dinner bell" where the author likened the report of a rifle to attract other bears because they were accustomed to finding food where they heard the sound. that would make skinning exciting.

Happened to a couple buddies of mine. They were hunting black bear south of Hudson Bay, Sask. They had one down and were skinning it while 4 or 5 kept circling them at the bush line. The fella standing watch had some super duper ultra magnum bolt action with a 26" barrel and a scope the size of a baseball bat. Not very handy in this circumstance :D
 
Plenty of different experiences out there. One of my buds was a PH in Africa for a few years. He compared hunting lions to hunting mulies here in Alberta as he often hunted in hill country. In most cases they would sit on a high point and spot, then move in for a 100 to 300 metro shot. He took a few lions himself, all with a 270.

Not a single dramatic story with lions. Simple stalk, bang, flop, photo op.

His Cape Buffalo hunts sound much more interesting.
 
How you do it determines how interesting it becomes, and different people find different things interesting. If the only shot I had at a lion was 300 yards while he posed on a rock I'd probably pass, thats not what I'd be paying for. But stalk that guy and shoot him from 10 yards, that would be worth while.
 
What animal do you think is spooky or scary to hunt?

Well you can only hunt the tiger with a camera these days .... but it can & still does hunt humans. The Sunderbans tigers, in part because of the incredible density & camouflage of the mangroves & phoenix palms & in part because it is amphibious & in part because of the legend/mythology attached to it - is particularly eerie. All those who manage to survive attacks, say that 'it came from nowhere'. These tigers were well documented to take on average a hundred human lives a year back in the British Colonial era. Nowadays they take only about 10 people a year but they so secretive & stealthlike & can also swim 100 meters in under 100 seconds - that the fisherman are not even safe when sleeping in their river moored boats at night. Spoooooky!


http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_alexander
 
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