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Behold the glory that is the "Bob Semple" tank:
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Pity small, isolated, and under-industrialized New Zealand at the outbreak of WWII. With a genuine fear of Japanese invasion, the government decided they needed to do "something" about their lack of armour, and tasked their "Top Man" - a bureaucrat by the name of Bob Semple, to sort things out.
The result was essentially a steel box spouting Bren guns like porcupine quills, strapped onto the sturdy, rugged, but in the configuration, heavily overloaded, Caterpillar D8, of which numerous were available on the civilian market in New Zealand at the time.
3 were built, and very quickly converted back into bulldozers as soon as supplies of Valentine tanks were made available to New Zealand as war aide.
"Sloped armor is for pussies" said the Kiwis. And Bob Semple heard them.![]()
That top photo....has there ever been a better "it was worth it" example ever...
We were in Holland on the 5th a few years ago. To this day, "Liberation day" is a National holiday. It was a rare sunny day in Haarlem, so the entire city was out in force, boating up and down the canals, going for walks, enjoying break in the perpetual gloom of Dutch weather.
We celebrated by going for lunch at a patio restaurant, at a place with a Canadian theme.
By and large, a surprising number of the Dutch remember Canada's contribution to their liberation. I'd hazard to say, that the average Dutch is more likely to know about it than the average Canadian.
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There was about their attitude a kind of frivolousness first of all as though they were not really serious, as though they did not have a sense of what war would be like. They had no sense of of the tragedy of war and of the loss of life. They had no sense that they were going to be defeated as I pointed out to them, surely they were going to be defeated. They had no experience at war, they would be fighting one of the world's great powers which Britain is; and um they couldn't even treat the matter fully seriously. They couldn't decide among themselves and it was clear by then that they had decided in fact to go ahead for no other reason than that they were incapable of uniting in a decision not to go ahead to war.
The Argies stepped on the tail of the British lion and got swatted. Maggie Thatcher had more balls than the rest of her Cabinet combined.
Somebody never learned punctuation ?Argentinians believed the timing was right. They underestimated Margaret Thatcher.
Grizz