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I really am!

Yesterday I was at the feed store buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for our big malamute, Buddy, who weighs 151 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have "little" to do :rolleyes:, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of several of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet. The way that it works is, you load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets, and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well, and I was going to try it again. By this time, everyone within earshot was now quite attentive to my story.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant, and a car hit me.

Ted

Good'un that be.:cool: I reckon that that gal would've gone all squidgy if ya told 'er that ye took a dump out beside Timmy's.;)
 
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