What side do you mount the fleshlight on? should scare the perp out of your house either way I guess. Maybe mumble something about "bringing out the gimp" while you do that.
ANyways, DX (dealextreme) has a lot of copies of the high cost lights with good output. You should be able to get yourself setup with a good 5 mode light with batteries, charger and remote button for around $50 all in.
I have a couple of their lights and they make the big mag lights look pathetic.
Maybe Ill dig in and post a link.
click on the following:
this is a light I have, they probably have in in black somewhere:
http://dx.com/p/ultrafire-kf-t60-ha...ite-led-flashlight-with-strap-1-x-18650-57003
you'll want some batteries:
http://dx.com/s/18650+battery
and a charger:
http://dx.com/s/18650+battery+charger
and the remote switch:
http://dx.com/p/pressure-switch-for-ultrafire-c2-flashlight-55cm-coiled-cable-12895
though Im not positive its the right one.
They have a bunch of mounts on their site as well:
http://dx.com/s/flashlight.html?category=876
free shipping, Ive bought way too much junk from them.