So, Canada Post asked what I was shipping today!!!

[raks]

"small machine, puts holes in paper"

 

[kamlooky]

I reply to such questions as Jack is in the box.
Fence for a bandsaw.
Fence for a table saw.
Fence for a radial arm saw.
Yesth deer, I make them and pass'im forth.

 

[OldDirtyGatMasta]

"small machine, puts holes in paper"

I'm looking to get rid of a few "actuated hole punchers" when I get EE access, I think I'll use that one over "sporting goods"

Although surplus hole punchers might be more accurate for the ones I'll be shipping.

 

[johnl]

I'm surprised parcels aren't x-rayed at major sorting centers.

 

[tharkhold]

I'm surprised parcels aren't x-rayed at major sorting centers.

some of them are

 

[OneBarfly]

Metal Plowshare Ingots

or the old standby: Motorcycle parts

 

[otilram]

Machined parts!

 

[Hitzy]

Pew Pew machine.

 

[merlin1]

large dildos

 

[pflwarrior]

"small machine, puts holes in paper"

My fav "high velocity hole punch"

 

[easyrider604]

"small machine, puts holes in paper"

I’ll remember this. And it’s the technically correct term for us. Target shooting is all we can do so “Paper and Steel Puncher” is perfectly appropriate.

 

[capp325]

Tell them you're shipping 'organic fertilizer' samples.

 

[jza]

Another really good one is "none of your f*cking business".

 

[nick237]

Sand

 

[Magmalis]

Whenever I ship out something 3 feet long or more the lady behind the counter just says, 'more car parts, how much insurance this time?'

 

[rkm456]

"I just like to ship boxes to people."

 

[merlin1]

"I just like to ship boxes to people."

damn thats a good one

 

[Maple Leaf Pilgrim]

Precision machined distance confirmation equipment.

-S.

 

[Corntonio]

Next time you are near a ### shop, grab a few business cards and have one available when they ask the contents. Suggest they stop by the store and see the new models.

 

[444shooter]

There is a certain post office in my area that ask if it is a firearm as soon as I come to the counter.