So...does your rifle have a name?

[joe-nwt]

I'm f**ked up? why...because I named my rifle sweet jesus? are you offended by this?

No, because you said "I pick my rifle over my wife!" See post #3, quotes do not lie.

But nice try.

 

[ricksplace]

My .458 Win Mag is called Sledgehammer Express. My 416 Rem is called Northern Express and my 375 H&H is called ROATS. (Reach Out And Touch Something) the darn thing is a tack driver all the way out to 500 yards. Haven't named any of my other guns. dunno why.

 

[TV-PressPass]

My SKS is named Sasha.
My Fabarm is named Marshall.
My norc 1911 is named Lucy. (Because she's a primitive version from China - Anthropology joke?)

I haven't named any of the others yet.

 

[sulisa]

The Gimp?

How about "Stop F*cking jamming you F*ing piece of Sh*t!" (or is that too long?