I think I’ve finally figured out how this new Ontario classification system works.
It a little like Fizzbin the card game created by Captain Kirk in Star Trek
Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer's right, who gets seven. The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays. Two jacks, which are a "half-Fizzbin." So you would think you need another jack, but that third jack is a "shralk" and is grounds for disqualification. With two jacks, one wants a king and a deuce, except at night, when one wants a queen and a four…….
So you see, if you can handle Fizzbin, our classification system is easy to figure out…..unless it’s a Tuesday….or an even month…… or a full moon….. and I have know idea what’s going to happen on leap year…..
It a little like Fizzbin the card game created by Captain Kirk in Star Trek
Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer's right, who gets seven. The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays. Two jacks, which are a "half-Fizzbin." So you would think you need another jack, but that third jack is a "shralk" and is grounds for disqualification. With two jacks, one wants a king and a deuce, except at night, when one wants a queen and a four…….
So you see, if you can handle Fizzbin, our classification system is easy to figure out…..unless it’s a Tuesday….or an even month…… or a full moon….. and I have know idea what’s going to happen on leap year…..





























; it does not take into account the way IPSC scoring works, it's already, in its very first match, shown itself to produce illogical results (see other thread about the Wentworth match). 





















