Testicles

to throw them away is such a waste man sauted in a nice honey garlic sauce with some onions and a side of scalloped potatos is the best almost as good as a nice slab of lobster
were talking about NON_human testicles right???
 
SignGuy said:
to throw them away is such a waste man sauted in a nice honey garlic sauce with some onions and a side of scalloped potatos is the best almost as good as a nice slab of lobster
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I will take your word for it;)
 
Magnum gurly said:
I will take your word for it;)
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you should come up right after the fall bear hunt i can cook some up for you and your family
i haved served them to guests before they all thoguht they were veal or tender loin and no none of them ran off to the porclien goddess after finding out what they really were
 
Mmmmmm..breaded and fried in butter....oh wait a minute PUKE
Toss those things,have some decency for the "cloven hooved animal" that carried them!!!
I would'nt want anyone playing around with mine if I was deceased!! Besides being all blue & purple....who want's ta touch 'em??
 
you can eat pretty much all big game animals Teste's but i would stay away from eating the ones that dwell within thier range of major civilization IE dumps sprayed crops etc as the testes can collect and gather certain chemicals which arent very good for the human digestive tract and try and stay away from the strickly carnivorous game as it brings a rather strong flavour lean more towards herbavore game
 
Huntsman said:
I would'nt want anyone playing around with mine if I was deceased!! Besides being all blue & purple....who want's ta touch 'em??
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Are they this color now? You may need to take something for that LMAO:D :p
 
Magnum gurly said:
Are they this color now? You may need to take something for that LMAO:D :p
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haha ROTfLMAFAO dman near spit my smoke at the screen and woke the wife up there are services avaialable in the phone book for that look under entertainment in your locAL YELLOW PAGES or massage parlours with really small ads in the paper
 
Ontario Out of Door had an article a few years back about eating moose balls...never try it, didn't shoot my moose yet:redface:

But I did try beef balls...cleaned, sliced them into 2mm slices and dipped into boiling soup for 5 seconds:p eat with soya sauce with chili oil or wasabi...yum!:D
 
SignGuy said:
haha ROTfLMAFAO dman near spit my smoke at the screen and woke the wife up there are services avaialable in the phone book for that look under entertainment in your locAL YELLOW PAGES or massage parlours with really small ads in the paper
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I don't think the wife would like that too much!! But maybe she'll take the hint.
 
Deer balls

Possibly thr funniest thing I have ever seen...

In second year university, two of us go deer hunting. One of our roomates, as we're leaving, says "you won't get anything... and if you do, bring it's balls back and I'll eat them in front of everyone we know".

Well... first day of the rifle season a nice 10 pointer goes down to one shot from a .30-30 and it's balls are placed in a ziplock bag, thrown in the beer cooler, and then taken back to Ottawa a few days later.

You should have seen the look on his face!

Later that evening, with about a dozen witnesses, both were consumed. The puking started shortly thereafter. Don't know if it was the meat or a generous share of Export that did it to him.

Fortunately, I have all of this on video for posterity.

Regards,

sbound
 
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