Impromptu poem;
"Lever Fever"
I have Lever Fever.
It sucks. Why?
Because the only way to appease the fever,
Is to acquire said lever.
I can save coin from my labor,
It seems however, like it is taking forever.
Goddammit, Henry Winchester or Marlin,
Why can't you make a contest, so I can win somethin'?
I already bought some good ammo,
Maybe I should have saved instead, but I took that gamble,
But I know next time I won't mess things up,
I'll make sure I toss all my earnings in the "future lever" cup.
I have Lever Fever.