The ugliest mofo I have ever seen.

[red_bailey]

Yep, it's pretty damned fugly. You can see what they were trying to achieve, but talk about falling short: tire tracks, wings that look like poorly-executed flames, and what-the-hell-is-that, I seriously expected this to be the Spider-Man commemorative edition. Top it off with some chintzy bolt-on parts, and is that watch supposed to complete the package somehow?

Spider-webs on the elbows are gang tattoos signifying time served in prison. There are some connotations of white supremacy as well. Of course people who are not scum-bags imitate the style and dilute the original meaning, but it's kind of the wrong sort of thing to be promoting; felons in the U.S.A. are stripped of their right to keep and bear arms.

The slide is not the ‘elbow of the gun,’ how ridiculous. What about the barrel link?

 

[Dark Alley Dan]

http://www.sigsauer.de/englisch/mastershop/prestige/samurai.html



http://www.sigsauer.de/englisch/mastershop/prestige/black-widow.html

Ow, my eyes.

I think whoever tampered with the water cooler at Mossberg got a few thousand mg's of something pretty psychedelic into the coffee maker at SIG. The Samurai is awful. Looks like something Baz Luhrmann would use to assassinate Liberace. I thought Germans were known for their restraint and class. Hell, most Benz products look best in grey. What the hell is going on at SIG?

 

[Dark Alley Dan]

Wow, as one who has done short consulting gigs up at "Fort McMordor", that tale sure rings true as plausible. I'm guessing you've spent a little time up there too?

Visited once for a week - work thing. Pretty hard little town. Seems to me that folks work and sleep there, but damn few actually live there, if you know what I mean, and there's apparently SFA to do except spend money and fight. There are five single girls in town, and they're either in their 80's or grade 4.

Disneyland is in no way challenged for it's title of "Happiest Place On Earth" by Ft. Mac. Good place to make money, tough place to be.

 

[Dark Alley Dan]

I like it

See a doctor - tomorrow, ideally. You're hallucinating.

We're here for you, man. Just ride it out.

 

[Jabol]

it'a 1911, it's nice whatever you do to it. BTW, ain't that elbow spider web tattoo a true symbol of Murican heritage...wow!

 

[Sharps '63]

One word comes to mind ..... "BLING !!!!"

It's a little over the top for most tastes, but it's certainly makes a statement. I'm just not sure what it might be ......

 

[karmadoc]

Holy jesus mother of god all of those guns are ugly as all get out! I mean you kind of expect it from some 'merican company, always trying to outshow everyone to the point of tasteless excess, but Sig? Seriously, I thought they had more class! Disappointed.

 

[09outlander]

Holy jesus mother of god all of those guns are ugly as all get out! I mean you kind of expect it from some 'merican company, always trying to outshow everyone to the point of tasteless excess, but Sig? Seriously, I thought they had more class! Disappointed.

Took the words right outta my mouth.

 

[MATCHU]

The plain stainless would be a beautiful 1911. But like this, it's simply... RIDICULOUS.

 

[Gunnar]

The Samurai is awful. Looks like something Baz Luhrmann would use to assassinate Liberace.

LOL

Laughed as hard at that as I did after seeing the Samurai photo.

Hey, maybe they could integrate a laser sight into the dragon's eyes...

Did y'all notice all of the other "Masterpiece" guns they also have? Check the links on the left.

 

[Turkinator]

Grab your Extreme mountain dew and your Tapout shirts!

Cuz we're goin shootin!

 

[Jonny_Cannon]

If it's a reference to Detroit, the sight should be on the side, because no one in Detroit using it would be holding it properly when firing.

Cannon

 

[silverfoxdj]

Looks like somebody invested in a new engraving machine and went a tad stupid on it. That is borderline hideous.

+1..lol

 

[swissinn]

This thread is amazing for comic relief. The guns are terrible but you guys make me laugh my ass off!

 

[sendmorebrains]

And from the shadows of mediocrity, all the bourgeois of CGN have voiced their marked concern for decorum.

But that is what the common middle class do if they are not fitting another Magpul item on their firearms after the wife approved the frivolous purchase.

And then theres the next level.

One of a kind and done like it was custom ordered by a cartel boss.











PS: Dont hate me cuz of I look good when Im doing PPC with mine... Sadly I can only dream of having a gold plated M60 LOL ! PS..R.I.P. Walter White.

 

[Dmitri]

That's a really cool looking DEagle..

 

[Einhander13]

All hail the Samurai Sig!

 

[effinggoof]

That pistol makes me think of the band "Steel Panther".

It works either as an over the top tribute, or as subtle and good natured self parody.

 

[Paladin308]

... Dear god, who let Bubba loose with the engraver?

And those Sig guns, what in all sweet h#ll were they smoking when they decided that would be a good idea?

I did like the colour case hardened one on the Sig masterpiece intro page, but then I'm a sucker for colour case hardening, so I might be biased.

 

[plinker 777]

If it's a reference to Detroit, the sight should be on the side, because no one in Detroit using it would be holding it properly when firing.

Cannon

...are there still people living in Detroit? Last I heard the place was a ghost town, aside from a handful of government workers...and they've been on a forced vacation for like a month now. Big trouble is brewing in "Merica" IMHO.