The Ultimate Black Rifle Accessory

Chuck Norris isn't all people make him out to be. In fact, some say he was born a woman, and that when making love to women, he insists on the lights being off, and does the deed with a giant rubber #### to fool them into believing he is well endowed.


That...is simply uncalled for. If Chuck were here he'd make you wear it.
 
Wow that is one slow bike 0-60 9.7 seconds!!!!

Yes... it and does 140 MPG :D... So the 6.1G military fuel thank means you 'could' go on one heck of an adventure!


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(But at $15,000 US a piece, they're too rich for me)

BUT, if I had more money then brain and i was looking for a bike to use in the next mad-max movie... I'd give serious thought to this beast!

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3 cylinders turbo diesel engine
0-100 km/h in under 4 secondes
100 mpg

Just get some skid plates and crash bar on it... and I'd be in business!
 
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Yeah, those JP8's are way over priced.... and good luck getting one even if you had the money. The military sucks them all up. I don't know if there are even any civy units available.
 
I would defiantely get that enfield bike for a roadster (probably re-do the seat though for a more comfortable ride) cause heck 140mpg and a 6.1L tank, well heck, I could make it to edmonton from medicine hat and halfways back. But I would totally get that dirtbike for off-roading, im liking the no clutch tranny on it.
 
Chuck Norris isn't all people make him out to be. In fact, some say he was born a woman, and that when making love to women, he insists on the lights being off, and does the deed with a giant rubber #### to fool them into believing he is well endowed.

WOW just by you writing that every single canadian gun nut knows how you are going to die. Chuck Norris is going to spin kick you in the face, and your head will snap off and fly around the world so fast that it will collide with your still standing body causing it to turn into a red mist.

But seriously bikes and guns go together like peanut butter and jam.

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UUUMMMMM//// Might wanna lift that recoil pad off the exhaust. While I enjoy the smell of burning rubber it doesn't work well unless the rear wheel is turning. It is equally wrong on the first date too....:)
 
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