There's a ##### on my wall.

Mine said something once like " it's all these guns, decoys, dogs and stuff or me ". Occasionally, I miss her, but NOT MUCH. Don't even communicate by cheque any more. Kids are grown and off the payroll. My second ( favourite ) wife enjoys her own shotgun as much as I do mine. Good division of household duties too - she doesn't clean guns or reload or touch the lawnmower .. I have no idea whatsoever of how to work the vacuum cleaner !
 
insensitive? LOLOL B/red was stating obvious facts and dolling out procedural punishment by offering standard operating procedure in matters that pertain to who wears the pants (in the fall). Go to a hunting forum and state that your disaloud to hunt this season by your wife - is akin to stepping through the ropes into a ring with Mike Tyson with your hands tied behind your back wearing a "WHITE IS RIGHT" t-shirt! Nobody thinking straight would try it.
 
Did anyone like my joke...............? :(

mommabear, you must have liked my joke?

itsacookbook (change that name to something else, like " :evil: FRICKINBIGANDUGLYMAN-APEWIFEBEATIN'BEERDRINKIN'A-HOLEMURDERIN'SONOFA#####" :evil: then guys won't hack on you when you post things like that...
With a tough name like that, you can post stuff like "I RIPPED MY ##### OFF AND STUCK IT UNDER MY WIFE'S PILLOW THEN WENT HUNTIN' " and guys will respond with stuff like "yeah, I did that too" or " sure showed her ....cool, that's the way to do it" or some guys might say "my weiner is long enough to reach from my tree stand back to my house so my wife doesn't even know I'm gone"!!


my 2 cents
 
beretta boy:
Mine said something once like " it's all these guns, decoys, dogs and stuff or me ". Occasionally, I miss her, but NOT MUCH. Don't even communicate by cheque any more. Kids are grown and off the payroll. My second ( favourite ) wife enjoys her own shotgun as much as I do mine. Good division of household duties too - she doesn't clean guns or reload or touch the lawnmower .. I have no idea whatsoever of how to work the vacuum cleaner !
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Right on Brother... I think you and I have a lot in common 8)

Gatehouse Marvels:
The SUN comes up in the ####ING EAST!!! :twisted:
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Not every day.... :idea:
 
Every one who live's, dies; but not every one who died has lived :!: I am a long haul trucker. I am on the road 5/7 days and when I get home I wanna do what I wanna do, when I wanna do it. So yes, I am single and loving it :D Now, I'm not saying that it will always be like this, but it's gonna take one heck of a women to fit in with me. Compromise is good when your choosing a restaurant or a movie to see. Some things, like hunting, ARE NOT OPEN FOR DISCUSSION.

Did'nt Sinatra sing "I did it my way"? :)
 
huntinstuff said:
Did anyone like my joke...............? :(

mommabear, you must have liked my joke?

itsacookbook (change that name to something else, like " :evil: FRICKINBIGANDUGLYMAN-APEWIFEBEATIN'BEERDRINKIN'A-HOLEMURDERIN'SONOFA#####" :evil: then guys won't hack on you when you post things like that...
With a tough name like that, you can post stuff like "I RIPPED MY ##### OFF AND STUCK IT UNDER MY WIFE'S PILLOW THEN WENT HUNTIN' " and guys will respond with stuff like "yeah, I did that too" or " sure showed her ....cool, that's the way to do it" or some guys might say "my weiner is long enough to reach from my tree stand back to my house so my wife doesn't even know I'm gone"!!


my 2 cents
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Lol... That is hilariuos! :lol: :lol:
 
Just do what I do when it is hunting season. I send the wife to her sister's place for a week. I do my thing in the bush, and on the way home pick her up so she can help cut & wrap. Been together for 13 yrs- she helps every time.
 
buckboy said:
Just do what I do when it is hunting season. I send the wife to her sister's place for a week. I do my thing in the bush, and on the way home pick her up so she can help cut & wrap. Been together for 13 yrs- she helps every time.
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She's a keeper Buckboy! Happy Hunting! :)
 
Once upon a time there was this guy who asked this girl to marry him. She said “no”. The guy lived happily ever after and went hunting and fishing a lot !
 
Pig_Dog said:
Once upon a time there was this guy who asked this girl to marry him. She said “no”. The guy lived happily ever after and went hunting and fishing a lot !
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Sorry to hear that pigdog :(
 
Plus to be perfectlly honest why would you want to corrupt anyone else!!

Like Graucho Marks said any club that would accept me as a member,I wouldn't want to be a member of!!!

Bob :shock:
 
Holy #### :shock:

No hunting :shock:

I'd spend more money in therapy than I ever would in shells or tags. :cry:

You poor bastard, alright I'll give you $200 for your guns :lol:
 
I read through the whole works guys and all i could think about is this...what a bunch of DINKS. No mention of kids anywhere, just wives and g/f. By Dinks of course i mean Double Income No Kids. :wink: Hunting is very important to me...but...and its a big BUT. If my kids need me at home, I'm home. If a storms coming, or Halloween or one them is sick or has sumpin to do...I'm home. I may not bring home the most bacon but I truly am the King of my own little Tara. Clan comes before killing...everytime.
 
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