My neighbor and I caught a guy taking a crap on my property last year... he was parked beside a 30 inch No Trespassing sign. He had walked down onto my food plot and did his business in plain view of a 15 foot high Wack Shack.
I am sorry to say I came a little unglued on this poor kid... I blocked his car in and threatened to let my mastiff out to chew on him for a while.
I made him walk all the way back to my house and get a shovel and then stood there while he dug an unnecessarily large hole and buried his own s**t. The poor bastard was apologizing profusely and explaining that he had just moved out here from the city. He had been out drinking the night before, had broken up with his girlfriend and was severely hung over. He had been driving home and felt sick so he pulled into the driveway for an emergency s**t!
I felt a little sorry for him at this point so I took the time to explain how seriously rural people take their deer hunting and that taking a crap in front of a tree stand was paramount to rape in these parts!

I asked him where he lived and what his name was and told him I was gonna stop by and talk to his parents. Poor kid looked even sicker when I told him that...