Let me just say first that hunting, fishing and hopefully trapping soon are a big part of my life. From a young age my next door neighbor taught me how to catch frogs and fish, his dad also was a trapper and my father was a bit of a shooter, having a farm meant the eradication of groundhogs and squirrels was a necessity and deer hunting,small game and ducks and geese are on the menu in my home....along with a north dakota Bison.
I've seen these hunting shows and can not watch them.
Let me summarize every show I've ever seen in a few lines;
*whispers* ok its 1 an hour before sun rise and we just rolled up on our yamaha, suzuki,kawasaki,bombardier, Honda side by side quad 484atvs and the land owner said that he saw a monster _______ yesterday and so we set up here. Let's see if we can get this big boy.
We are using this new aresol lure from buck bomb, liquid come here deer, scent bait, supper attractent and we are wearing Real tree mossy oak under armour Browning heated air conditioned mosquito repellent scent erasing invisible blaze orange? Camouflage....I wouldn't even try hunting with out it......oh there he is! *enter heavy metal guitar music* *whispers* gonna give him a short call on this Primos,Hunter specialty, Mic Lacy call...*BANG* (right in the front leg) WAHOO! DiD YOU SEE THAT?! Dumped him D R T! WAHOO! THiS remington, winchester, Rugger, Browning, Excalibur, Kimber 338. Supper duper magnum with the burris, Nicon, leupold, tritium laser mil dot rage finder 4-20x55 scope sure put this big boy down (and destroyed the front quarter). WAHOO, *football touch down dance*
Todays show has been brought to you by: yamaha, Honda, Burris, under armour,.....and the letter "D" for dumb.