unfortunate events while hunting

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while scouting for turkeys on monday the landrover killed a water pump,hobbled home and called around for parts, its been three days before i got on the road again.i should name the rover frankenstein for all the repaced parts and duct tape.
the worst incident happened on the second day of a moose hunt a few years ago. buddy was following my samurai which was built for the bush. told him to leave his brand new chevy truck at the landing but noooo he want to drive his own vehicle.i go down a steep long valley road . its starting to rain and things r getting slick. the sami has mudders so no problem but the chevy has the allseason oem tires. i tell him to wait at top and ill see how bad it is.as soon as im on the other side he comes sliding down, were talking colse to half a klick. he goes sideways and wedges the doors between two trees off the trail.well he gets pissed and floors it wedging the truck worse. he goes back and forth ripping off the front bumper.fenders look like a paper oragami.there are logs jamed underneath and its pouring rain. not the best coditions. well hes wedged good and tight with the rear box wrapped around a tree.he asks for a chainsaw and cuts the ofending trees down. we laydown logs so he can get up over the mud.i hook the suzuk and try to pull out but that 4x4 weights too much.were at it for about 5 hours and finally get the truck on the trail but its to steep and wet to get out and he put some huge ruts in the road. i suggest him to leave the truck till the road dries and its supposed to freeze overnight which should firm up the mud.again he wants to stay with the new truck . he tells us to meet him in the morning , he has food ,heaters,a sleeping bag and such.one of the guys volunteer to stay with him and we leave to come back at 8am.we arrive the next day and hes nowhere to be found, these r back roads with hundreds of kilometers of logging roads joining. we didnt pass him on the trail so he must of taken a detour.we ask atvrs if theve seen a black new chevy and finally get a response from one guy that says he seen a truck go buy hitting into trees and such like a mad man. after another hour we spot the truck on the side of the road and it wont move. he got a log wedged under the drive shaft and bent it enough that it would not move.the truck was a mess .fenders were totaled no front bumper and the box was bent and dented, the tires and rims were damaged from the rocks and logs. i had a comealong and rebent the driveshaft so we can get out if the bush.so we spent two full days of my 3 day moose hunt looking after a stuburn hunt club member who basically totalled his truck out of stupidity.i packed it in and called it a day.
note i omited all the arguments and swearing to keep it clean, but i think alot of you get the picture.
 
while scouting for turkeys on monday the landrover killed a water pump,hobbled home and called around for parts, its been three days before i got on the road again.i should name the rover frankenstein for all the repaced parts and duct tape.
the worst incident happened on the second day of a moose hunt a few years ago. buddy was following my samurai which was built for the bush. told him to leave his brand new chevy truck at the landing but noooo he want to drive his own vehicle.i go down a steep long valley road . its starting to rain and things r getting slick. the sami has mudders so no problem but the chevy has the allseason oem tires. i tell him to wait at top and ill see how bad it is.as soon as im on the other side he comes sliding down, were talking colse to half a klick. he goes sideways and wedges the doors between two trees off the trail.well he gets pissed and floors it wedging the truck worse. he goes back and forth ripping off the front bumper.fenders look like a paper oragami.there are logs jamed underneath and its pouring rain. not the best coditions. well hes wedged good and tight with the rear box wrapped around a tree.he asks for a chainsaw and cuts the ofending trees down. we laydown logs so he can get up over the mud.i hook the suzuk and try to pull out but that 4x4 weights too much.were at it for about 5 hours and finally get the truck on the trail but its to steep and wet to get out and he put some huge ruts in the road. i suggest him to leave the truck till the road dries and its supposed to freeze overnight which should firm up the mud.again he wants to stay with the new truck . he tells us to meet him in the morning , he has food ,heaters,a sleeping bag and such.one of the guys volunteer to stay with him and we leave to come back at 8am.we arrive the next day and hes nowhere to be found, these r back roads with hundreds of kilometers of logging roads joining. we didnt pass him on the trail so he must of taken a detour.we ask atvrs if theve seen a black new chevy and finally get a response from one guy that says he seen a truck go buy hitting into trees and such like a mad man. after another hour we spot the truck on the side of the road and it wont move. he got a log wedged under the drive shaft and bent it enough that it would not move.the truck was a mess .fenders were totaled no front bumper and the box was bent and dented, the tires and rims were damaged from the rocks and logs. i had a comealong and rebent the driveshaft so we can get out if the bush.so we spent two full days of my 3 day moose hunt looking after a stuburn hunt club member who basically totalled his truck out of stupidity.i packed it in and called it a day.
note i omited all the arguments and swearing to keep it clean, but i think alot of you get the picture.

And we wonder why our insurance rates are so High !!!!!!
 
So he royally screwed up your much anticipated moose hunt. As stubborn as he sounds, maybe the best thing that happened. Would hate to have someone like that along side me with a loaded gun. I bet he is no where near you next season!!
 
Did you fail grammar in high school?

The grammar police? REALLY? It's a hunting/disaster story! Put away your red pen and give it a rest.

Great tale of woe and dispair! I once hunted with a guy who insisted on bringing his 18 year old son to moose camp and the son in his infinite boredom decieds that this would be a great place to drop acid. I do not speak to them anymore.
 
I only got half way through that unintelligible, grammatical mess!!! I don't know how he found the power button on the computer.
 
Using a capitol letter at the beginning of each new sentence would make it a lot easier to read, even if he didnt use a new paragraph !!!, YES it was painful to read !!!'
 
i can spell worth crap. been like that since school. i dont care. i hunt, fish, shoot, camp........... last time i checked no one needs to spell to do that
 
While scouting for turkeys on Monday the land rover killed a water pump so I hobbled home and called around for parts. It took three days before I got on the road again. I should name the rover Frankenstein for all the replaced parts and duct tape.

The worst incident happened on the second day of a moose hunt a few years ago. Buddy was following my samurai which was built for the bush. Told him to leave his brand new Chevy truck at the landing but noooo he wants to drive his own vehicle. I go down a steep long valley road. It's starting to rain and things r getting slick. the sami has mudders so no problem but the Chevy has the all-season oem tires.

I tell him to wait at top and I'll see how bad it is. As soon as I'm on the other side he comes sliding down, we're talking close to half a klick. He goes sideways and wedges the doors between two trees off the trail.

Well he gets pissed and floors it wedging the truck worse. He goes back and forth ripping off the front bumper. Fenders look like a paper origami. There are logs jammed underneath and its pouring rain. Not the best conditions.

Well he's wedged good and tight with the rear box wrapped around a tree. He asks for a chainsaw and cuts the offending trees down. We lay down logs so he can get up over the mud. I hook the Suzuki and try to pull out but that 4x4 weights too much. We're at it for about 5 hours and finally get the truck on the trail but it's too steep and wet to get out and he put some huge ruts in the road.

I suggest him to leave the truck till the road dries and it's supposed to freeze overnight which should firm up the mud. Again he wants to stay with the new truck. He tells us to meet him in the morning, he has food, heaters, a sleeping bag and such. One of the guys volunteer to stay with him and we leave to come back at 8am.

We arrive the next day and he's nowhere to be found, these r back roads with hundreds of kilometers of logging roads joining. We didn't pass him on the trail so he must of taken a detour. We ask atv'ers if they've seen a black, new Chevy and finally get a response from one guy that says he seen a truck go buy hitting into trees and such like a mad man.

After another hour we spot the truck on the side of the road and it won't move. He got a log wedged under the drive shaft and bent it enough that it would not move. The truck was a mess. Fenders were totaled, no front bumper and the box was bent and dented, the tires and rims were damaged from the rocks and logs. I had a come-along and re-bent the drive-shaft so we can get it out of the bush.

So we spent two full days of my 3 day moose hunt looking after a stubborn hunt club member who basically totaled his truck out of stupidity. I packed it in and called it a day.

Note I omitted all the arguments and swearing to keep it clean, but i think a lot of you get the picture.

While I read the whole thing and feel for the guy (The truck owner is obviously a self absorbed goof), the points about grammar are worthwhile. If you want people to read something, make it something other than an ordeal.

We all have spell check. We all know what a sentence is. And separating different thoughts by paragraph goes a huge way to making it bearable for the reader. It takes about 30 seconds to that that for this story.

Okay, I exaggerated. This one was bad. Took me two minutes to correct. LOL

I also feel for the OP because I used to have a Land Rover LR3. Brand new, in the shop every month. Sold it and went back to my Pathfinders.

Now, can we get another funny story?
 
The grammar police? REALLY? It's a hunting/disaster story! Put away your red pen and give it a rest.

Great tale of woe and dispair! I once hunted with a guy who insisted on bringing his 18 year old son to moose camp and the son in his infinite boredom decieds that this would be a great place to drop acid. I do not speak to them anymore.

True, but a anecdote of that size is certainly more pleasant to read when broken up into several paragraphs... even though the whole story is rather unpleasant from a common scene standpoint...
 
:)

I for one very much enjoyed the read, despite the spelling/grammar. Thanks to the op for posting it.

Seems like everyone here is a critic..... almost.

Hope the neg comments won't stop people from telling their stories here.

just my 1cent worth ... :shotgun:


I guess all members are supposed to be grammar professors? :confused:

Lucky
 
Eye tewk ta evilund sped redding curse un hud nooo prublem wid reddin hiz stuoree.

On another tokin, good thing you were all wasting your time getting the fewl unstuck
as more than likely someone would of been choppered out of the bush with a gunshot
wound.
If that is the best you can do for hunting buddies, best you get a dog and use the fur
for a best friend.
I can honestly say it's waaaay more enjoyable and easier on the cocktails as well as
your nerves.
Leave these phuktards to fend for themselves.
 
The saddest part of the whole thing is while we like to think of hunters as being responsible, there is a guy like him out there, doing his level best to prove the anti hunters, anti shooters right, that we are just a bunch of drunken slobs running around the backwoods with guns.
 
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