I agree with OP. Airguns are for cowards and girly-men, anything less than a .50 bmg is just a waste of time.
How about this girly airgun?
http://www.crosman.com/airguns/rifles/pcp/BPE3571LE
Actually, I fail to see the point of this. Just get a 30-06 for $500 and it'll be five times more powerful.